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Title: Calvin and Hobbes vs the Animaniacs


videogameman - August 10, 2008 03:32 AM (GMT)
I always thought this should be done. Geomease never did it, so I am.

{takes place after Calvin and Hobbes vs Bugs Bunny}

{takes place after Calvin and Hobbes vs Jason}

{takes place after Calvin and Hobbes vs Freddy Krueger}

Freedy edged closer to the two. Calvin and Hobbes were beaten, couldn't move. Calvin got an idea.

Calvin: I got an idea, but it will be risky.

Hobbes: It has to be better than being chopped to pieces!

Calvin whispered his plan, and Hobbes paled. Calvin began imagineing, and suddenly, a giant, bestial, Susie, Moe, and Rosalyn.

Freddy:What the-

He was soon ripped apart before the two's very eyes. Yet, they were not scarred.

Calvin: It's like watching a horror movie!

Hobbes: I think it needs some more charecter develpment.

Calvin: It could, but then the mindless action many craved would be dampened.

Hobbes: Good point.

The giant beasts were walking towards Calvin and Hobbes.

Calvin and Hobbes:WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

Cop: Kid? Kid?

The two's eyes opened.

Cop: You're the only surviver. You are quite lucky, kid. Few have lived through Jason's serial killings.

Calvin: Hobbes! We're alive!

Hobbes: Yes!

The cop, of course, did not hear anything from Hobbes.

Cop: Come on, lets take you home.

When they got home, Calvin's Mom and dad rushed to Calvin and hugged him, teary eyed.

Calvin's Mom: When we heard what happened, we were worried sick!

Calvin: Well, I hope this means you take me more seriously in the future.

Calvin's Dad:We will. But you're still grounded for watching those movies.

Calvin: Darn.

Hobbes: So touching. But don't I deserve a hug?

Calvin: Here you go, Hobbes.

The two shared a hug.

The next morning.....

Calvin and Hobbes were bored. Again.

Calvin: What do we do now?

Hobbes: How about we think about the meaning of life?

Calvin: I already figured that out. You eat, sleep, lie, steal, betray, fight, and do the occasionly good thing.

Hobbes: That's deep.

Calvin: I know. I know.

Suddenly, the Animaniacs came on. A sly smile came on Calvin's face.

Hobbes: You're going to bring them to life, aren't you?

Calvin: You know me too well.

Hobbes: Remember what happened with Bugs Bunny?

Calvin: We won, didn't we? We'll just be more careful.

They went upstairs and brought out the machine.

Calvin: Lets turn this thing on!

It zapped the TV and the three Warner Siblings popped out.

Yakko: Hey, your Calvin, aren't ya? Everybody's talking about how you beat Bugs. So, what do you want?

Calvin: I want you, to tell me, what species you are! It's one of the biggest mysteries in cartoon history.

Wakko: Sorry, can't tell you.

Calvin: What?

Dot: Sorry, it's in our contracts.

They showed the contracts, and held a maginfiying glass above the specific subject.

Yakko: See? Oh, we also have to introduce ourselves! I'm Yakko!

Wakko: I'm Wakko!

Dot: And I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third! But you can call me Dot. But don't call me Dottie, or you'll die.

Calvin: Really?

Calvin had to get some fun. Hobbes shook his head.

Yakko: He's going to get it now.

Wakko: Yep.

Calvin: Hey, Dottie.

Dot pulled a giant water gun.

Dot: Goodbye, Snotty!

Calvin: To the escape pod!

The closet door opened, and revealed the pod. They ran inside.

Calvin: I always wanted to use it.

It blasted off. Dot fumed. But wakko and Yakko smiled.

Dot: Why are you happy?

Yakko: Well, we wanted to wait untill it was your birthday.

Wakko: We made you a Mel Gibson space station with Mel Gibson lasers.

Dot: Oh thank you!

Wakko pulled out a button.

Wakko: I'll give you the honors.

Dot: Thank you.

Dot pushed the button, and the pod crashed down. There was Mel Gibsons all around as a bonus.

Dot: Hello beautiful!

She went around kissing all of them.

Wakko: Oh, you look like you need some help.

Wakko pulled out his giant hammer.

Wakko: Oh, and here's a banana.

He threw a banana and smashed the missed the two, but the wind knocked them to the wall.

Calvin: {Woody Woodpecker laugh}

Yakko: Uh oh, copyright infringement. Here come the lawyers.

Lawyers: Sue Sue Sue Sue!

They trampled the two. They managed to get up.

Calvin: That's it! Hobbes, sick 'em!

Hobbes: Got it!

Dot, however, revealed her pet monster, and it fell instantly in love with Hobbes.

Hobbes: Yelp.

Calvin: Quick! Get the laser guns. It'll send them back into the cartoon world!

They grabbed them and stood tall.

Calvin: Lets get dangerous.

Yakko: Oh, now here comes the Disney lawyers. Look out, they're beasts!

They heard giant monster sounds outside.

Calvin: Oh come on!

Can they send the Warner brothers {and sister} back to where they belong? Or will they be defeated?

This fight posted by: videogameman

granobulax - August 10, 2008 11:36 AM (GMT)
I like this match up but Calvin made a huge mistake. He called Dot, Dottie. She will not rest until Calvin has been punnished for his crime.

Great idea for a match though!

Phalanx - August 10, 2008 07:16 PM (GMT)
Animaniacs would kick Calvin and Hobbe's ass and Bugs Bunny shouldn't have lost to them on CBUB.

granobulax - August 11, 2008 01:57 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Phalanx @ Aug 10 2008, 07:16 PM)
Animaniacs would kick Calvin and Hobbe's ass and Bugs Bunny shouldn't have lost to them on CBUB.

How did Bugs Bunny loose to Calvin and Hobbes anyway? Does anyone know? :huh:

Phalanx - August 11, 2008 03:30 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Aug 11 2008, 01:57 AM)
QUOTE (Phalanx @ Aug 10 2008, 07:16 PM)
Animaniacs would kick Calvin and Hobbe's ass and Bugs Bunny shouldn't have lost to them on CBUB.

How did Bugs Bunny loose to Calvin and Hobbes anyway? Does anyone know? :huh:

I have no idea. Plus Bugs Bunny should have only at most 3 losses up to date.

videogameman - August 11, 2008 05:23 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Aug 11 2008, 01:57 AM)
QUOTE (Phalanx @ Aug 10 2008, 07:16 PM)
Animaniacs would kick Calvin and Hobbe's ass and Bugs Bunny shouldn't have lost to them on CBUB.

How did Bugs Bunny loose to Calvin and Hobbes anyway? Does anyone know? :huh:

I made that match.

Phalanx - August 12, 2008 08:27 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Aug 11 2008, 05:23 AM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Aug 11 2008, 01:57 AM)
QUOTE (Phalanx @ Aug 10 2008, 07:16 PM)
Animaniacs would kick Calvin and Hobbe's ass and Bugs Bunny shouldn't have lost to them on CBUB.

How did Bugs Bunny loose to Calvin and Hobbes anyway? Does anyone know? :huh:

I made that match.

yeah ironic bugs is slightly stronger than the animaniacs and he "lost" to calvin & hobbes , whereas they lost to animaniacs.




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