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The Ripper - August 7, 2008 03:13 AM (GMT)
"Here is a thread to ask me all kinds of questions. Ask anything. I, Jack the Ripper, will answer."

Leo Sanders - August 7, 2008 04:08 AM (GMT)
Who are you?

The Ripper - August 7, 2008 04:10 AM (GMT)
"I am Jack the Ripper. There is many theories about my true identity, but I was never caught."

Leo Sanders - August 7, 2008 04:14 AM (GMT)
Why did you kill them?

The Ripper - August 7, 2008 04:24 AM (GMT)
"Those victims were prostitutes. I am down on whores, and I won't stop ripping them until they stop prostitution. Also, They say I was performing an Operation to obtain the Supreme Black Magical Power. The seven women had to be killed so that their seven bodies formed a 'Calvary cross of seven points' with its head to the west."

If you don't believe me:

http://www.answers.com/topic/jack-the-ripper

"Have fun. I may tell you other theories that they say about me."

Bassetman - August 7, 2008 06:03 AM (GMT)
Whose Jack?

Leo Sanders - August 7, 2008 06:18 AM (GMT)
Do you like cookies?

granobulax - August 7, 2008 12:22 PM (GMT)
What is your favorite sport?

*I like cookies! :lol: *

M Bison - August 7, 2008 12:25 PM (GMT)
Why do you like to impersonate a sick demented killer who likely had sex with his victims after he had killed them?

The Ripper - August 7, 2008 02:24 PM (GMT)
Basset:

"I'm Jack the Ripper. They have many theories about me."

Granobulax:

"Mine are rowing and golf. I'm over 100 years old, and I'm unable to preform those tasks anymore."

Leo Sanders:

"I like cookies."


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The Ripper: Well, since my name is "The Ripper" and I researched him, I started to impersonate him. Who else should I impersonate if my name was "The Ripper"?

granobulax - August 7, 2008 03:06 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Aug 7 2008, 02:24 PM)
Basset:

"I'm Jack the Ripper. They have many theories about me."

Granobulax:

"Mine are rowing and golf. I'm over 100 years old, and I'm unable to preform those tasks anymore."

Leo Sanders:

"I like cookies."


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The Ripper: Well, since my name is "The Ripper" and I researched him, I started to impersonate him. Who else should I impersonate if my name was "The Ripper"?

You could be "The CD/DVD Ripper" lmao!!! :P

The Ripper - August 7, 2008 04:44 PM (GMT)
"Thanks granobulax, then I'll get the mocking impersonator off my back."

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Good idea!

granobulax - August 7, 2008 05:41 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Aug 7 2008, 04:44 PM)
"Thanks granobulax, then I'll get the mocking impersonator off my back."

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Good idea!

Cool! Can you rip me a few movies then Ripper?

treacherous - August 7, 2008 11:34 PM (GMT)
You could be Ripper the Stripper?

IonKidMax - August 8, 2008 12:41 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Aug 7 2008, 11:34 PM)
You could be Ripper the Stripper?

He could be. ^_^

The Ripper - August 8, 2008 01:57 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Aug 7 2008, 10:41 AM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Aug 7 2008, 04:44 PM)
"Thanks granobulax, then I'll get the mocking impersonator off my back."

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Good idea!

Cool! Can you rip me a few movies then Ripper?

What movies do you wish? Ready to rip!

treacherous - August 8, 2008 03:02 AM (GMT)
Who's better? Jackred or Jack the Ripper?

IonKidMax - August 8, 2008 03:55 AM (GMT)
why? :huh:

granobulax - August 8, 2008 06:55 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Aug 8 2008, 01:57 AM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Aug 7 2008, 10:41 AM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Aug 7 2008, 04:44 PM)
"Thanks granobulax, then I'll get the mocking impersonator off my back."

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Good idea!

Cool! Can you rip me a few movies then Ripper?

What movies do you wish? Ready to rip!

Well, some of my favorite movies for starters.

The Labyrinth
Terminator 2
Predator
The Mummy 1 and 2
Pearl Harbor
E.T. The extraterestrial
And so many more.....

Can you rip movies that are still in the theaters?

supersk8er - August 8, 2008 07:04 AM (GMT)
who's ur next victim dude?

The Ripper - August 8, 2008 02:30 PM (GMT)
"Don't ask the Ripper, he's a mocking impersonator. It's my secret!"

-Jack

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He'll be after my ass if I reveal his latest scheme!

-Me

granobulax - August 9, 2008 07:14 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Aug 8 2008, 02:30 PM)
"Don't ask the Ripper, he's a mocking impersonator. It's my secret!"

-Jack

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He'll be after my ass if I reveal his latest scheme!

-Me

Whisper it in my ear. He won't know lol ;)

The Ripper - August 9, 2008 02:42 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Aug 9 2008, 12:14 AM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Aug 8 2008, 02:30 PM)
"Don't ask the Ripper, he's a mocking impersonator.  It's my secret!"

-Jack

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He'll be after my ass if I reveal his latest scheme!

-Me

Whisper it in my ear. He won't know lol ;)

Grano, this is Jack the Ripper's latest scheme. He plans to go west to continue grisly murders. One of the objectives is to rape, then kill Jenny McCarthy because after watching an old episode of Celebrity Deathmatch. He also wants to feed many shock jocks to his new pal, Hannibal Lecter.

granobulax - August 9, 2008 02:48 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Aug 9 2008, 02:42 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Aug 9 2008, 12:14 AM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Aug 8 2008, 02:30 PM)
"Don't ask the Ripper, he's a mocking impersonator.  It's my secret!"

-Jack

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He'll be after my ass if I reveal his latest scheme!

-Me

Whisper it in my ear. He won't know lol ;)

Grano, this is Jack the Ripper's latest scheme. He plans to go west to continue grisly murders. One of the objectives is to rape, then kill Jenny McCarthy because after watching an old episode of Celebrity Deathmatch. He also wants to feed many shock jocks to his new pal, Hannibal Lecter.

[SIZE=1]Wow, thats some scheme there.

What do you think of my new sig?

The Ripper - August 9, 2008 03:15 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Aug 9 2008, 07:48 AM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Aug 9 2008, 02:42 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Aug 9 2008, 12:14 AM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Aug 8 2008, 02:30 PM)
"Don't ask the Ripper, he's a mocking impersonator.  It's my secret!"

-Jack

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He'll be after my ass if I reveal his latest scheme!

-Me

Whisper it in my ear. He won't know lol ;)

Grano, this is Jack the Ripper's latest scheme. He plans to go west to continue grisly murders. One of the objectives is to rape, then kill Jenny McCarthy because after watching an old episode of Celebrity Deathmatch. He also wants to feed many shock jocks to his new pal, Hannibal Lecter.

Wow, thats some scheme there.

What do you think of my new sig?

[SIZE=1]He wanted Carmen Electra to win. This would partially benefit me. Because of her false jabbering, she became the enemy of the Autistic community.

(Stops whispering, and gets out of Grano's ear) IN THE NAME OF GARETH AND AMY NELSON!

granobulax - August 10, 2008 03:31 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Aug 9 2008, 03:15 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Aug 9 2008, 07:48 AM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Aug 9 2008, 02:42 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Aug 9 2008, 12:14 AM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Aug 8 2008, 02:30 PM)
"Don't ask the Ripper, he's a mocking impersonator.  It's my secret!"

-Jack

----------------------------------------------------------------------------

He'll be after my ass if I reveal his latest scheme!

-Me

Whisper it in my ear. He won't know lol ;)

Grano, this is Jack the Ripper's latest scheme. He plans to go west to continue grisly murders. One of the objectives is to rape, then kill Jenny McCarthy because after watching an old episode of Celebrity Deathmatch. He also wants to feed many shock jocks to his new pal, Hannibal Lecter.

Wow, thats some scheme there.

What do you think of my new sig?

[SIZE=1]He wanted Carmen Electra to win. This would partially benefit me. Because of her false jabbering, she became the enemy of the Autistic community.

(Stops whispering, and gets out of Grano's ear) IN THE NAME OF GARETH AND AMY NELSON!

You didn't answer my question... :(

The Ripper - August 10, 2008 07:40 AM (GMT)
Oh, and I like your signature. I didn't see the question.

granobulax - August 10, 2008 11:45 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Aug 10 2008, 07:40 AM)
Oh, and I like your signature. I didn't see the question.

Sweet! Thanks! Its not too big is it? I can't tell on my phone and I don't have internet right now :(

The Ripper - August 10, 2008 05:12 PM (GMT)
Nope. Not too big.

granobulax - August 30, 2008 11:58 PM (GMT)
50 Random questions from Grano!!!

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

2. How much cash do you have on you?

3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"

4. Favorite planet?

5. What is your favorite smiley?

6. How many posts do you have?

7. What shirt are you wearing?

8. Do you "label" yourself?

9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?

10. Bright or Dark Room?

11. Sum up Haven of Wiidom in one word.

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?

14. Do you like the rain?

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?

16. What's a word that you say a lot?

17.Who told you he/she loved you last?

18. Last furry thing you touched?

19. What is your favorite smell?

20. What is your favorite section to post on?

21. Favorite age you have been so far?

22. Your worst enemy?

23. What is your current desktop picture?

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?

26. Do you like someone?

27. The last song you listened to?

28. Regret Something You Did In The Past?

29. Country You Wanna Visit:

30. Way You Wanna Die:

31. Like Thunderstorms?

32. Get Along W/ Your Parents?

33. R U A Health Freak?

34. U Think Ur Attractive?

35. Do You Believe In Yourself?

36. Wanna Get Married?

37. Wanna Go To College?

38. Shower Daily?

39. Want Kids?

40. Do U Hate Anyone?

41. Do You Think You Can Sing?

42. Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?

43. Eat Whatever And Not Worry?

44. Can You Whistle?

45. Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?

46. Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?

47. Can You Multitask?

48. Do You Spit?

49. Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?

50. If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?


There ya have it!




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