"Hi, I'm Basset-Brook with an important Public Service Announcement."
"As most of you know, I'm one of the regulars of the RP boards, especially combat-related threads such as War of The Avatars: Team Battle, or War of The Avatars, Part 4: The Terror of BB!"
"Well, I've realized with the new HoW crushing a few RP spirits, people such as Azula, ND4, Noob, and Smoke have neglected such places, among others."
"I just came here to say that one of the things that made the old HoW unique was its spirited RPers, highly humorous fight threads that have no end in sight."
"I ask all those who embraced the old RPs, to embrace them once again."
"Think of all the great moments we've had here."
"Myself and Azula's never-ending feud for her panties, which I've aquired
, beating up all those horrible CBUB users, finding ND4's madcap, off-the-wall randomness in every thread, it was beautiful then, it can be beautiful now."
"Continuing such traditions, I think will make this new HoW feel so much more homey, and comfortable to you, therefore benefiting everyone here."
"So party on, RPers."
"Party, fight, and joke around till' you freakin' drop."