She Lives In My Lap

YOU KNOW ME.
TOO FUCKING COOL FOR SCHOOL.
21.
SENIOR.
FINE ART.
DRUGGIE EXTRAORDINNAIRE.

( T H E F R I E N D S )

FRIENDS FOREVER sugarman won’t you hurry because i’m tired of these scenes
PARTNERS IN CRIME for a blue coin won’t you bring back all those colours to my dreams
PRACTICALLY FAMILY silver magic ships you carry jumpers coke sweet mary-jane
BEST sugarman met a false friend on a lonely dusty road
CLOSE lost my heart when i found it it had turned to dead black coal
GOOD sugarman you’re the answer that makes my questions disappear
AVERAGE sugarman because i’m weary of these double games i hear
DRINKING FRIENDS when you’re sad and lonely and your mind see you only
PARTY FRIENDS take a chance you can fight it open up your heart
ON AND OFF when you’re sick incomplete watch the stars not your feet
CHILDHOOD FRIEND feel the wind blow on your mind now you’re seeing blind

( T H E L O V E R S )

FINAL LOVE i can’t read minds but i can read yours
TRUE LOVE she says she wants to pour yourself all over me
DATING what do you think i could be wrong but cupids don’t lie
MUTUAL and if they do by god they must fry you know like electric chair
CRUSH ON YOU the way you stare you committed a crime and i’m the victim
CRUSH ON ME i don’t want to move to fast but can’t resist your sexy ass
FLIRTING so spread for me i can’t wait to take you home
ATTRACTION don’t want to come on to strong but i’ll play in you all day long
SEXUAL TENSION i’ve got an eye out for she who cries passionately
FUCK BUDDY we’ll do things forwards backwards and horizontally
FWB i’m too young to be settling down quick to change my mind tomorrow
PAST more so than your soul honest me gotta be how i roll

( T H E E N E M I E S )

FUCK YOU who are you to wave your finger you must have been out your head
HATRED eye hole deep in muddy water you practically raised the dead
DISLIKE rob the grave to snow the cradle then burn the evidence down
RIVAL soapbox house of card and glass don’t go tossing your stones round
JEALOUSY you must have been high you must have so high
ANNOYANCE foot in mouth and head up asshole what you talking about
EWB difficult to dance round this one till you pull it out boy
DIFFERENCES steal borrow refer your shady inference
FIGHTING kangaroo done hung the juror with the innocence
APATHETIC now you’re weeping shades of cozened indigo got lemon juice up in your eye
FAKE ENEMIES who are you to you’re your finger you’re so full of it
TENSION eyeballs deep in muddy water fucking hypocrite

( T H E O T H E R S )

PROTECT YOU ain’t nobody dope as me i’m dressed so fresh and clean
PROTECT ME don’t you think i’m so sexy i’m dressed so fresh and clean
RESPECT YOU tell me everything that’s in your nasty mind
RESPECT ME and inviting me to that tingle in your spine
ADMIRE i love who you are love who you ain’t you so anne frank
STALK let’s hit the attic and hide out for about two weeks
OBSESSED with change and no chains and whips i do suck lips
SCARED OF YOU till hips jerk and double time the boy next door is freak
SCARED OF ME and we are the coolest motherfuckers on the planet
CLASSMATES in my mind the sky is falling ain’t no need to panic
GOOD INFLUENCE but oh oh i got a stick and want your automatic
BAD INFLUENCE oh oh oh compatible created in the attic

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TALIA KANE

only 19 and studying journalism but Kenny calls you his buuuuuddy

PARTNERS IN CRIME for a blue coin won’t you bring back all those colours to my dreams
PRACTICALLY FAMILY silver magic ships you carry jumpers coke sweet mary-jane
CLOSE lost my heart when i found it it had turned to dead black coal
DRINKING FRIENDS when you’re sad and lonely and your mind see you only
PARTY FRIENDS take a chance you can fight it open up your heart
PROTECT YOU ain’t nobody dope as me i’m dressed so fresh and clean
PROTECT ME don’t you think i’m so sexy i’m dressed so fresh and clean

KENNYswears – “She's in my vibe, you know? I mean, I can hang out with Talia and never have to worry about the way it's going to end up. In fact, I think I could sit next to her and say everything and nothing and she'll get it. She gets me, in a strange way, though tell her and she would never believe it. But it's also because she makes a lot of sense to me where other people might be confused. Or something to that effect, like, I'd never have to worry about what Talia is thinking because her thoughts run closer to mine than I thought most would. Truth is, I fucking adore the girl to bits and would do anything for her.”

TALIAbegs to differ – “I love Kenny to death, honestly. He's one of the only people I know who I can sit and just talk to for hours without even making note of the time. We always have a great time whenever we're together, regardless of what we're doing... though I know most people probably see us as nothing more than party friends. There's just so much more to Kenny than that. He's brilliant, and he's a wonderful person. I'm lucky to know him.”

CHASE DUNN

only 20 and studying Communications but Kenny calls you his homeboy!

PARTNERS IN CRIME for a blue coin won’t you bring back all those colours to my dreams
CLOSE lost my heart when i found it it had turned to dead black coal
GOOD sugarman you’re the answer that makes my questions disappear
DRINKING FRIENDS when you’re sad and lonely and your mind see you only
PARTY FRIENDS take a chance you can fight it open up your heart
RESPECT YOU tell me everything that’s in your nasty mind
RESPECT ME and inviting me to that tingle in your spine
GOOD INFLUENCE but oh oh i got a stick and want your automatic
BAD INFLUENCE oh oh oh compatible created in the attic

KENNYswears – “I do not know where to even begin. Plenty of it is lost to drunken nights and the ability to cut a line of coke faster than anyone else in the room. Not only that, but we could call it a friendship based on the things that matter and not on the things that don't. The time is still to come when we get into enough trouble to sober us up, but I doubt it will come soon. We're on a level, you know? It's an understanding, mutual, that we're going to live life and damn the rest. The man could tear a party apart as well as I can. Respect, right? And so help me Hannah, the day we sit down and decide to see who can drink the most, is the day livers fail. Completely off his rocker in a good way, can't say that I would ever turn Chase away from my door.”

CHASEbegs to differ – “Kenny Wisdom is a fucking mad man. You wouldn't think there was someone out there that could out party me, and hell most days there aren't, but Kenny manages it. I swear we'll end up sharing a cell in Monroe County jail before he gets out of here. I know everyone always claims that their friends really 'get them' and they can really relate to them and all that other bullshit. I'm not saying that's not true, but one of the greatest things about my friendship with Kenny is we don't ask. We don't talk about out bastard fathers or why we're planning some elaborate trip instead of going home for Christmas. I don't ask. He doesn't ask. We just live. Between that and the magic he carries around in a back pack, Kenny's a great guy to have around.”

AINSLEY CARLTON

only 19 and studying Sociology but Kenny calls you his muse

GOOD sugarman you’re the answer that makes my questions disappear
PARTY FRIENDS take a chance you can fight it open up your heart
MUTUAL and if they do by god they must fry you know like electric chair
FLIRTING so spread for me i can’t wait to take you home
ATTRACTION don’t want to come on to strong but i’ll play in you all day long
SEXUAL TENSION i’ve got an eye out for she who cries passionately
PROTECT YOU ain’t nobody dope as me i’m dressed so fresh and clean
PROTECT ME don’t you think i’m so sexy i’m dressed so fresh and clean
RESPECT YOU tell me everything that’s in your nasty mind
RESPECT ME and inviting me to that tingle in your spine

KENNYswears – “So one day, I walk into Pier Pressure. Okay, I didn’t walk. I was there already. And why is not the point. The point is, I went to sit next to Ainsley Carlton on impulse and got a lot more than I bargained for. In fact, the very notion that she floored me with a smile is so alien that I cannot possibly begin to describe what it means. Suffice to say, however, is that she is one of those people you instinctively like. You’re happy to see her happy and when she’s not, then, well, you want to do something to turn that frown upside, as it were. She makes it easier to deal with some things, easier to think thoughts that I don’t want. Truth is, Ainsley is great and I like her. A lot. I feel like she gets me, somehow. She might be the girl who can deal with me. Or she might not. I want to find out though. The thing is… I DON’T DATE. She makes me want to. And that is something to note. She makes me want to put effort in and one day, I will kidnap her and take her on a wild adventure where it’s just Ainsley, Kenny and a map. No compass.”

AINSLEYbegs to differ – “It all started with a botched date (not mine) and a quick conversation and here we are. I had simply been sitting at the bar, thinking about recent events, when he walked over. Sure, I had just gotten out of a serious relationship, but Kenny Wisdom is definitely no rebound guy. He's way too good for that. He makes me laugh and not think too deeply into things (which, we all know I tend to do). He doesn't exactly seem like the typical guy I go for, but maybe that's just what I needed. I know I'll never been 100% over Jackson, but I do really like Kenny and like spending time with him. I've heard through the mill that he's not the kind of guy to be tied down, that he's not the dating-relationship type. But that's okay. I don't even know if I'm ready for more than that, but if it works out, then great! If not, we had an amazing time figuring it out. Then again, if he decides to kidnap me to disappear into the depths of some foreign country, I wouldn't exactly struggle or complain.”

ACE TURNER

only 22 and studying MATHEMATICS but Kenny calls you his teddy bear

CLOSE lost my heart when i found it it had turned to dead black coal
GOOD sugarman you’re the answer that makes my questions disappear
DRINKING FRIENDS when you’re sad and lonely and your mind see you only
PARTY FRIENDS take a chance you can fight it open up your heart

KENNYswears – “So what do you do when you realise there is someone as notorious as yourself when it comes to excess, parties and how best to throw/have/enjoy them? You walk up to them and demand a shot contest. As soon as I ascertained that Ace could happily drink his body weight in whiskey and survive to tell the tale, I knew it was game. Set and match arrived when Mr Turner did not turn down an offer for a little magic for the evening and it has been smooth sailing ever since. He helps me out when it comes to cards too. It’s a match made in decadence and when I see him, I know trouble and the kind of trouble I like is on the way. Not to mention, I can count on Ace to make it memorable. Extremely so. It works. Especially when he plays an Ace of Hearts. In short, the man’s a gem and he definitely gets my vote”

ACEbegs to differ – “People say that in order to know a man you have to walk a mile in their shoes. Well, I think I walked more than a mile in Kenny’s and he in mine, at what was the start of a beautiful friendship. He carries his own special brand of notoriety around, and it’s exactly the kind I like. The sort that lets him completely and utterly enjoy himself wherever he is and whoever he’s with, and damn what the rest of the world thinks. That’s the way I like to operate. Time spent with Wisdom is always memorable. Or forgotten, which makes it memorable. I certainly can’t imagine my time at Monroe without him in it, and it’s going to weird as hell when he heads off into the big bad world at the end of the year. Just going to have to make sure that there are many more memorable nights to be had before then. I’m thinking Scrabble would make for the next ridiculous drinking game…”

TALIA KANE

only 19 and studying Journalism but he calls you his _____
PARTNERS IN CRIME for a blue coin won’t you bring back all those colours to my dreams
PRACTICALLY FAMILY silver magic ships you carry jumpers coke sweet mary-jane
CLOSE lost my heart when i found it it had turned to dead black coal
DRINKING FRIENDS when you’re sad and lonely and your mind see you only
PARTY FRIENDS take a chance you can fight it open up your heart
PROTECT YOU ain’t nobody dope as me i’m dressed so fresh and clean
PROTECT ME don’t you think i’m so sexy i’m dressed so fresh and clean
KENNYswears – “my say”
TALIAbegs to differ – “I love Kenny to death, honestly. He's one of the only people I know who I can sit and just talk to for hours without even making note of the time. We always have a great time whenever we're together, regardless of what we're doing... though I know most people probably see us as nothing more than party friends. There's just so much more to Kenny than that. He's brilliant, and he's a wonderful person. I'm lucky to know him.”

Chase Dunn

only 20 and studying Communications but he calls you his IFILLIN
PARTNERS IN CRIME for a blue coin won’t you bring back all those colours to my dreams
CLOSE lost my heart when i found it it had turned to dead black coal
GOOD sugarman you’re the answer that makes my questions disappear
DRINKING FRIENDS when you’re sad and lonely and your mind see you only
PARTY FRIENDS take a chance you can fight it open up your heart
RESPECT YOU tell me everything that’s in your nasty mind
RESPECT ME and inviting me to that tingle in your spine
GOOD INFLUENCE but oh oh i got a stick and want your automatic
BAD INFLUENCE oh oh oh compatible created in the attic
KENNYswears – “my say”
Chasebegs to differ – “Kenny Wisdom is a fucking mad man. You wouldn't think there was someone out there that could out party me, and hell most days there aren't, but Kenny manages it. I swear we'll end up sharing a cell in Monroe County jail before he gets out of here. I know everyone always claims that their friends really 'get them' and they can really relate to them and all that other bullshit. I'm not saying that's not true, but one of the greatest things about my friendship with Kenny is we don't ask. We don't talk about out bastard fathers or why we're planning some elaborate trip instead of going home for Christmas. I don't ask. He doesn't ask. We just live. Between that and the magic he carries around in a back pack, Kenny's a great guy to have around.”

Ainsley Carlton

only 19 and studying Sociology but Kenny calls you his IFILLIN
GOOD sugarman you’re the answer that makes my questions disappear
PARTY FRIENDS take a chance you can fight it open up your heart
MUTUAL and if they do by god they must fry you know like electric chair
FLIRTING so spread for me i can’t wait to take you home
ATTRACTION don’t want to come on to strong but i’ll play in you all day long
SEXUAL TENSION i’ve got an eye out for she who cries passionately
PROTECT YOU ain’t nobody dope as me i’m dressed so fresh and clean
PROTECT ME don’t you think i’m so sexy i’m dressed so fresh and clean
RESPECT YOU tell me everything that’s in your nasty mind
RESPECT ME and inviting me to that tingle in your spine
KENNYswears – “So one day, I walk into Pier Pressure. Okay, I didn’t walk. I was there already. And why is not the point. The point is, I went to sit next to Ainsley Carlton on impulse and got a lot more than I bargained for. In fact, the very notion that she floored me with a smile is so alien that I cannot possibly begin to describe what it means. Suffice to say, however, is that she is one of those people you instinctively like. You’re happy to see her happy and when she’s not, then, well, you want to do something to turn that frown upside, as it were. She makes it easier to deal with some things, easier to think thoughts that I don’t want. Truth is, Ainsley is great and I like her. A lot. I feel like she gets me, somehow. She might be the girl who can deal with me. Or she might not. I want to find out though. The thing is… I DON’T DATE. She makes me want to. And that is something to note. She makes me want to put effort in and one day, I will kidnap her and take her on a wild adventure where it’s just Ainsley, Kenny and a map. No compass.”
AINSLEYbegs to differ – “It all started with a botched date (not mine) and a quick conversation and here we are. I had simply been sitting at the bar, thinking about recent events, when he walked over. Sure, I had just gotten out of a serious relationship, but Kenny Wisdom is definitely no rebound guy. He's way too good for that. He makes me laugh and not think too deeply into things (which, we all know I tend to do). He doesn't exactly seem like the typical guy I go for, but maybe that's just what I needed. I know I'll never been 100% over Jackson, but I do really like Kenny and like spending time with him. I've heard through the mill that he's not the kind of guy to be tied down, that he's not the dating-relationship type. But that's okay. I don't even know if I'm ready for more than that, but if it works out, then great! If not, we had an amazing time figuring it out. Then again, if he decides to kidnap me to disappear into the depths of some foreign country, I wouldn't exactly struggle or complain.”

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