100 Things We Learned From Death Sentence

I figured since we were having so much fun with the Four Brothers one, we should start a list for DS.

1. While being chased in a parking garage, you should stop frequently to set off car alarms for no apparent reason.

2. Never ever stop for gas at a creepy station located in the deserted part of town. And if you must stop, don't go inside for a slurpee.

3. Killing someone with a machete makes you a man.

4. Gangs carry around machetes - who knew?

5. If you ask Bones where Billy is, he'll kill ya.

6. Billy doesn't know how much Bones has to wipe his nose for him.

7. In his end of the sewer, Billy says who lives, and who dies.

8. Nick would not like to send Billy a reward for finding his lost wallet.

9. Joe is a man now, and can take the subway.

10. If you give yourself a stupid ass haircut, you'll look like one of Billy's gang.

11. You can fire guns in a meth lab with absolutely no consequences.

12. All meth labs have chapels and random shelves full of wig forms. I know it used to be a mental hospital, but that still doesn't explain the wig forms, lol.

13. Once you read the instruction book, you will totally be able to expertly fire a gun.

14. Billy likes to walk in slow motion (and we all like to watch)

the last one is very good

15. Billy smokes a lot.

16. He looks very sexy doing

17. If you want to find the murderer of your brother just look at the newspaper

18. Billy is proud of Joe

19. Billy Darley is the bad most sexy in the world

20. No thanks, Dad. I`m taking the car

21. Yes, you can get the fuck out my sight now.

22. Billy's taking the car. You don't really have a say in that, Dad.

23. Lord knows, Bones has been patient.

24. Nik thinks he killed his own family

25. No, it was not him, but he had much responsibility

26. Billy thought that Joe was better than Bodie

27. Garrett, that car and that jacket is the perfect combination for a sexy bad boy

28. If your son is in a coma, suffering from life threatening injuries, the best course of action is to withdraw all your money and get killed, leaving your kid a penniless orphan with massive hospital bills.

29. If you shoot someone in the side, you may want to follow it up with a shot to the head, just to be sure. Or at least nudge him with your toe to make sure he's dead.

30. If your family is threatened by a viscious gang, send them directly home. It's not like the gang would think to look for them there.

31. According to the crew, Joe was a good #$%# soldier
32. But according to Billy, he was better than Bodie
33. If one of the gang get's killed, they don't make the papers
34. But the son of the a Senior VP...wooo-heee...makes the front page
35. Baggy needs to go talk to his sistah
36. It sucks not to be the golden child in a family

You crack me up

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You crack me up

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37. While walking in the rain, Kevin Bacon's cheeks jiggle like jello.

38. Kevin's Bacon misses a few spots upon shaving his head so he looks like he got in a fight with a weedwhacker. Not tough, Kevin's bacon. Not tough at all.

*was this one mentioned? im still looped on pain pills.*

39. Just lock the windows. That'll keep 'em out!

40. The fucking pieces (not even the regular ones) are going to do something, better watch 'em!

41. In Boston, the accent is optional.

42. The Baconator shower scene was a bust: everyone's already seen KevinS Bacon's bacon
43. Damn you James Wan for not making the shower scene a Billy Darley scene

yeah!! damn you!!

44. Billy's gang is witless and scared shitless.