One day, CK was out for a walk.

UNFORTUNATELY....

He was attacked by a bunch of ninjas.




Now the next poster must post something fortunate that happens to CK, for example:

FORTUNATLEY....

CK had his axe with him.


and the poster after that posts an unforunate thing tht happens. You can Begin.

UNFORTUNATELY...

His axe was to heavy for him to swing.

FORTUNATELY....

CK knew how to use an axe, being a pirate, and attacked the ninja with a critical hit.

UNFORTUNATELY...

The ground then crumbled below him! (Because there was a volcano that erupted near there and...nevermind about the stuff in the parenthesis)

FORTUNATELY...

A giant seabird, named Bob, was his friend and saved him.

UNFORTUNATELY....

CK's axe was too heavy, and....

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FORTUNATELY

Lance helped CK get up after falling by swinging the axe

UNFORTUNATELY

Lance killed CK using his uber small and easy to wield knife

FORTUNATELY

CK is dead...jk

UNFORUNATELY...

after Lance helped CK up, a wild hawk saw him and took him to hisowner, who happened to be.. an ninja.

Fortunatly...

CK was already dead, so the hawk never came, and the ninjas won the war.

Only post one line.....

Anyway,

FORTUNATELY,
the ninja was just darkvalamor, who had both costumes of a ninja and a pirate.

I already posted a fortunatly event above...yours has to be unfortunate...

I know, but it didn't count because you posted a ton of lines.

now children...

Unfourtunatly!

Nin was with DV.


(btw, DV's officially a pirate)

Oh,boo hoo, go cry about it.

Fortunately, Nin used his uber ninja skillz to destroy the pirate. (because pirates are always bad) :P

Unfortunatly...

The pirate cried before he died because he couldnt handle dying by the hands of Lance, so he changed it at the last second*CK Dies*

Fortunately, Lance wasn't drunk, so he didn't do something stupid.

Unfortuneatly (For Lance) Deathfire was standing behind the ninjas and snapped (broken!) Lances neck and slit his throat. Causing the war between the pirates (Who ROCK) and the ninjas (Who are ok at best) to rise to a new high.

Fortunatly

Lance had super-drunk powers and his neck did not break, and killed DF. The pirates surrendered(They suc) and the ninjas took all of their beer and gave it to me. THE END.

Unfortunatly, this was just what was happening inside Lance's head (Who is now dead). None of this really happened. And so the war continued to rage.

Fortunatly,

Nin waved a bottle of beer infront of me, thus, waking me up.

unfourtunatly!

The pirates (who Pwn ninjas) out numbered the ninjas 8-6, so the ninjas ran away screaming with their tails between their legs.

(besides, pirates have all the rum)

FORTUNATELY, the pirates killed the ninjas.

Unfortunatly(For the pirates)

Lance was too drunk to notice, and stayed and whooped the pirates ***-es,just for the rum.

Fortunately,
AK was there to sell him beer so he would quit pounding her crewmates.

Unfortunately,

Lance drank all the beer.

Unfortunately,
Lance never gives up and has an immunancy to alcohol poisoning.

Unfortunatly

Lance was so stupid, he bought the beer, and the pirates accepted him as a friend for making them rich.

Its imunity and,yes its true :D

Fortunately,
Because the pirates are now rich, they upgraded their weapons and whupped the ninjas.

Unfortunatly(For Pirates)

They bought the weps from the ninjas, which turned out to be paper muchah(Sp?)

Fortunately,

That's not all that bad because ninjas pwn pirates.

Also fortunatly

Ninjas just got a new member (I think)

Unfortunately,

I'm not officially a ninja so ninjas didn't get a new mwmber yet.

FORTUNATELY,
you always have time to switch to the pirates!

Unfortunately (for pirates),

Eggman aimed the Eclipse Cannon at their hideout.

FORTUNATELY,
Our ship is out of his range.

UNFORTUENTLY(FOR PIRATES)

Your ship has a hole in it.

Fortunately,

that isn't a bad thing.

unfortunately (for pirates)

there ship was raided by rabid monkeys