Well, clearly, I have found interests superior to the management of a website, and I thought it would do well to exercise my situation as well as provide an opportunity for scrutinization thereof.

As for my goals: I am going to be running for President of the United States in 2028. I am going to be running for Senator of Alaska in 2022. My current major is mathematics, which I am hoping to attain a PhD in from Princeton by around the year 2018. That would give me ample time to attend Law School before my senatorial campaign. After my time in office I would like to become a professor, preferably at a top university. (HYPSM) In the short term I am aspiring to become either the Vice President or Clerk of my local School Board. Bechtel as well as the Labor Union are able to fund my campaign.

As for my current productions: I am running a nonprofit tutoring organization that finds personal tutors for high school and college students. I, myself, tutor mathematics in this organization. I also do some part time combative training for professional fighters ... and I'm a chemist for a questionable group. I was in a few bands, but have found myself to be much more comfortable when only I am producing music, and have since stuck to piano. My summer job is working as a Missle Defense Specialist for Bechtel International; yes, six figures. I'm not qualified and there currently is a legal dispute over me having my position, but Bechtel really wants me for my h4x genius so they're game for debate.

As for my hobbies: I have managed to continue playing Fire Emblem to this point in my life and do not regret the amazing mathematical as well as linguistic conditioning that can be harvested from these monumentally beauteous games. Other hobbies includes volunteering, participating in events, adding unnecessary items to lists, parcour, and most of all studying anything that a President would need to know.

Overall my life has been going in a good direction. I have my own place, three cars, beautiful girlfriend, and tons of companions. I am strongly considering getting a cat, which would be the first animal I'll be having on my own. I wanted something easy - I can't pet fishes - and so cat it is. Luck has smiled greatly upon me, materialized in the face that I've been winning a lot of scholastic awards lately, so that's really helping with the funding of my high-paced lifestyle.

I hope I didn't offend or rub anybody wrong!

make me admin nigga nigger

I do not believe you have the proper credibility to be put into a position with the power to delete and manipulate content. Please understand.

Good luck to you sir!


Remember me when you become president...

you bitch

tldr

owned for life

That's cute

Not as cute as you :3

EDIT: Oh, and I got promoted.

Can anyone remind me what DH's full name is? Not that I'll be able to vote for him, being Canadian and all, but that's something I'd like to monitor.

Kinda looking forward to spiting out whatever I'm drinking the moment I hear Christopher Whateveritis is running for president 17 years from now, assuming my athsma hasn't killed me by then.

Khrisstian Shafer

About the gayest way you can spell Christian but whatever

I wouldn't mind America becoming a dictatorship in 2028...you've got my vote. %::%

WRONG! Way to bite the bait, bro.

Christian Michael Burns Shafer

@Josh, President can't even ... flux you. T_T

When you're in the debate process leading to presidency and you find yourself backed into a corner by your opponents, just say "My opponents actually believe that [insert Fire Emblems worst character] is a decent character to level up."

The rest is smooth sailing. lol


You seem to have everything figured out. Good luck with your goals. :merc:

Man, did I choose a nice time to make a visit.

Btw, should our paths cross in the future and I see a resume stating hobbies that include, volunteering, event participation, unnecessary list items, parcour, and Fire Emblem; You're getting the fucking job.