Hello person reading this. Since you're reading this I'm assuming you are a nasty pervert who wants to know all about my awesome life and thoughts. Oh and if you're a pretty girl too, please deliver this back to me in person. We'll have fun! I promise!

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Ever since I became a lord, I've been with a lot of girls. I decided to write down the names of all the women I've done as a lord. I... can't remember some of them though. So I'll come up with something. Now I proudly present...
Prince Dauze's Erotic Adventure List!
Reverie, Noble's daughter 1-4, Servant girl 1, Noble's daughter 5, Servant girl 2-5, Pegasus Knight 1-3, 3 Clerics who healed me during the training exercise, saleswoman, arena watcher1-2.


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Rev isn't here to tell me the date so screw it. An awesome hero like myself does not require something like that anyway! Oh but I'll be sure to punish her good for not being around when I need her oh yes... oh yes..! I can't wait!! Anyway I'm a prince now! I'm the coolest dude ever so it never came as a surprise to learn I was part of the nobility, really expected of me really.. Oh man, ever since I became a noble I've came across some really good women! As expected the best ones don't seem to like me but I've never failed at a goal in the long run. All the beautiful women of the world belong to me! Rich or poor, Vardasian or Neranian, tall or short... All are mine or will become mine, gahahaha! Why do I write down laughter? 'cause I can do that, fufufu... Gotta go, I just saw Rev, punishment time..!

Gaaaaah! I lost a fight in the arena today, I'm so angry! Not because I lost though, it's cause I couldn't get the girl I lost to! For some reason I don't think she would let me have her even if I won... She's one of those hard to get ones... hohoho... those are usually the most satisfying ones! She shall be mine in good time like all other women are. Hopefully I can beat her in a fight in the future, then I can take her right then and there! I prefer going at it when the girl wants it too but the alternative is just as satisfying in the end, gahahaha! I gotta get stronger first.. but was that the only reason I lost? What did she say... she said I was "sexual frustrated"...

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That's it! I lost because I didn't do it in so long. I wasn't at my peak! Next time I see her I'll do this and that to Rev... then while the power of love is still powering me up, I'll crush the dark skinned beauty and take her as my prize! A flawless plan, as expected of me! The hero always wins in the end, gahahaha! Probably shouldn't get too excited though. I might not see that one for a long time.

... Phew, making Rev carry all my stuff back sure is exhausting. Gonna stop here for now. I'll punish her for making me feel tired when we get back to the capitol... fufufufu.....

So Adrian's making me be part of a training exercise. Says it's cause we've got a lot of new people and they need to be trained. Also he says he needs to test my leadership skills or something. It's pretty boring knowing that there is no erotic activity during things like this.... Then again... fufufufu....

I got beat up in the exercise. This is stupid, I wouldn't have had to suffer such injuries if that one guy and that cleric didn't run away and joined in the attack. I'm going to ask Ramiro what their names were later. I'm going to rape the girl and beat up that guy when I've got the time.

But right now I think I'm going to focus on the three clerics healing me right now... All the other people in the castle are too busy watching the battle outside. So no disturbances!

It looks like I get a reward even though I lost! Gahahahaha!

I ditched the castle cause it was boring waiting for that exercise to end. Reverie was sent back to the castle because those other guys suck at defending cute girls...
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*smacks Reverie who was behind Dauze, minding her own business*


Before I left, I found that one guy who was responsible for my defeat in the battle. I cut his head off before I left, gahahaha. What an asshole.

Anyway I'm in a far away city now. It has a nice arena where I can show off my manly skills. I beat this one foreigner guy who was all fast and stuff. But I still kicked his ass, gahahaha!

Gahahaha, I won against some guy in a tin suit today. Why don't girls go into the arena more often? I'm tired of guys. If I beat a girl in the arena she would instantly be woo'd by my manliness. I can see it now.

I, the hero, will offer a hand to help up my fallen opponent.

"Oh my lord Dauze how kind of you."

"Gahahaha, of course. I love you after all."

"I'm so happy to hear that my lord Dauze. I will give my body to you as appreciation."

"Gahahaha, I shall boldly accept."

"ahaaaaaann~"

"Ga-"

WHAT!? Oh no, Adrian's goons found me. Damn it, I don't want to work!

noooooooo.....

*being dragged off and somehow still writing this*