Hostipalized, Serious/Parody of LOTR The Two Towers

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(Crescent City, Helm's Deep Hospital, 5:00 PM)

Stuart is being treated for electrical injuries and sevre shock. He sighes, he has found himself in much more trouble then he could have for. Plant Man was also in for data repair after the battle with Surge Man. The Acid Hacker grabbed a newspaper and read it again; There in bold print was the headliner: Net Crime Rising! Crime Groups Declaring War on Each Other was the description.

"How did I get myself in this mess?" He asked himself.

Outside, a ticked off Volt was smoking his cigar, he was sure ticked about what happened eariler.

"Wheeler and the others are pissed." A voice said.

"Grr... Mind your business Aravan!" Volt yelled, "I got it under control!"

"Control? Failing to secure the mine two intruders let alone this 'Pork Army'?"

Volt threw a punch at Aravan but the forger just tilted his neck to dodge it.

"As your partner Wheeler is coming."

"Just tell him I'll be done in a flash."

"..."

With that, Aravan stepped back in the shadows, dissapearing.

"Alright Men," Voltris declared, "The jerk who caused the mine incident is being sent here. I don't care how or what, I want him dead. Nobody takes out the WWW and gets away with it!"

[Nytris Oxyde]

Nytris Oxyde entered into Helm's Deep Hospital, walking to the front desk.

"Excuse me miss, I'm looking for a Stuart von Dassamen. I would like to talk to him if possible."

"Von Dassamen? Room 320. He just got back from treatment though, so try not to keep him for too long."

Oxyde took the elevator up to the third floor. The look on his face was one of contemplation. "This might work, this might not." After reaching room 320, he knocked on the door. "Mr. Von Dassamen? Are you awake? I wanted to talk to you."

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"What is it?" Stuart asked from his hospital bed.

Meanwhile downstairs two of Stuart's allies were in the hospital gift shop.

"Why are we here?" Matt, a teen in blue asked.

"Stuart said he fell down some cliff and wound up here." Jeremy, another in red replied, stuffing down souvenirs down his pants.

"And for some reason I'm not buying it." Matt replied.

"... We got to make sure visiting hours are over."

With that Jeremy meant stay inside way past visiting hour to have the whole joint to them. The Acid Hacker could think 500 destruction filled shenanigans inside a hospital.

[Nytris Oxyde]

"The name's Nytris Oxyde," Oxyde began, "and I heard you had a pretty bad accident recently. I was looking for the Acid Hackers before, and I figured I could speak to the leader, but I was told you were here instead. I've come in relation to the reports of Phazon found in the area recently, something someone close to you was involved with. Besides you and your team, would you know of any other guys involved in the search?"

[GameMaster]

The newest Darklight Mercenary stood on the windowsill just outside Stuart's room. He had activated his cloaking device to keep from being detected. He was now conversing quietly with SearchMan, "So what's this Phazon thing anyway?"
His navi replies instantly, having pulled up a mission report. "It seems to be a substance that can energize a navi, but with several side effects."
"So kinda like a dark chip." Joshua Wright asks.
"Right. But from what I was told, far more powerful."
"Great, and who hired us, again?"
"Benjamin Chaud, the leader of AfterMath."
"Oh great. HIM." Josh mutters.

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"No, not really." Stuart replied.