Riku's Time #???????, I'm gonna give it a shot

[Dragon_Of_The_Darkness_Flame]

Hey guys Dragon here i decided to try doing a Riku's Time since Sak has been busy and the kit has been reluctant to do it. Anyhow hope you guys like it........


Dragon: Hello everyone, welcome to Riku's Time #...... well let's just say this is after that little event with Anise. Incase you are wondering where your regular host Riku is ,let's just say he is tying up some loose ends.

*Somewhere far far away from the studio.....*

*Riku hangs from a single thread of rope*

Riku: I'M SORRY FOR LAUGHING PLEASE LET ME GO!!!!!

*Sharks grin hungrily*

Riku: SOME ONE ANYONE SAVE ME!!!!!!!!

*Back at the studio*

Dragon: Anyhow today i decided to go to the ninja world of Naruto and who else to accompany me th-

Sakura: ME I WANNA GO

Dragon: *sweat drops* I was gonna bring you and the Kit anyhow, because you are regular show hosts

Sakura: YAY I GET TO MEET GAARA

Sword: Well this should be quite boring since there aren't any sword masters there

Dragon: Well I'm sure Ten-Ten could be of some competition

Sword: Pfft!! that weakling wouldn't stand a chance

Dragon: Your just scared she would whoop you cause she has more skills than you

Sword: I'm not falling for that again

Dragon: I know you won't so i decided to improvise *Pulls out Riku's Keyblade from the shadows* So i decided to put this up for grabs if you beat Ten-Ten i give you this ,if not i give this to her

Sword: HOW IN THE WORLD DID U GET THAT FROM RIKU!!!!!

Sakura: I'm wondering the same thing, but I'm more interested in our trip to care

Dragon: So what's your answer

Sword: *sigh* Fine your on, but you better hold your end of the bargain

Dragon: No problem i swear on my honor as a Dark Knight

Sword: Your a knight?????

Dragon: Terminal sense yes i am anyhow lets get going before Rik---I mean uh something happens to delay our trip

*Opens a strange portal out of nothing*

Sakura: I thought only Riku could do that?

Dragon: Yea he is the only one who can open ANY sort of portal, I on the other hand can open a portal to any worlds where evil or darkness resides greatly in

Sword: So I'm guessing your talking about those Kit-Kat Bar guys right

Dragon: It's Akatsuki dummy anyhow lets move

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*In some random woods in the world of Naruto*

Sword: Where are we?

Dragon: No idea

Sakura and Sword: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW, YOU OPENED THE PORTAL!!!!

Dragon: That i may have but i made it for a area where people reside so we gotta be close to a town or a city

Sakura:*sigh* Oh well looks like we'll have to walk

*30 minutes later*

Dragon: Why do I have to carry Sak

Sword: Because you got us losted in the first place

Dragon: But she's your sister not mine

Sakura: Oh will you two please be quiet I'm trying to think here

Sword: What could you be thinking about that is so import---

Dragon: WAIT!!!!! I SMELL A BBQ, AND WHERE THERE IS BBQ THERE ARE PEOPLE TO HURT AND CAUSE SUFF---

*Sakura thumps Dragon on the head*

Sakura: I dare you to finish that sentence

Dragon: You are becoming more and more like Temari everyday

Temari: Whose becoming more like me?

*Temari Walks out from the trees with Shikamaru at hand*

Sakura: OMG IT'S TEMARI OF THE SAND, THAT MEANS GAARA IS NEARBY

Shikamaru: Mendoksei

Dragon: I agree on that statement totally

Sword: I am for that as well

*Naruto and Sasuke appear from the woods as well*

Naruto: HEY GUYS WHATCHA DOING ALL THE WAY OUT HERE

Dragon: I thought u were annoying before but meeting you in person i wonder how Sasuke deals with you

Sasuke: I just remind him that if he is quiet, i will treat him to ramen

Naruto and Sword: RAMEN ROCKS

Sakura: So Temari where is your brother Gaara

Temari: I dunno he said he was going into the woods to look for something

Dragon: Hey guys.... I just wanna say before anyone begins blaming me.... I DIDNT DO IT ALRIGHT IT ISNT MY FAULT, HE WAS DEAD WHEN I GOT HERE!!!!

Sword: What are you talkin--- WTH WHO IS THIS GUY????

Naruto: Huh this looks kinda familiar hmmmmm well looks like Gaara has been on a killing spree again

Sword: I dunno I mean my friend Dragon here tends to go on massive killing sprees

Sakura: Wait if it is Gaara and he is on a killing spree, doesn't that mean he might come after us since were the closest humans around

Dragon: Bah no way normal psychopaths dont attack fearful women, anyhow he may attack humans who can defend themselves though................... God i hate my life

*Gaara stalks in as Shukaku*

Gaara/Shukaku: THERE IS NOT ENOUGH BLOOD

Sword: I GOT HIM

*Slices Shukaku*
*Shukaku looks at him and eat's Sword's Sword*

Sword: ............. Ok your turn Dragon, reason with your fellow psychopath

Dragon: *sigh* Ok this is gonna be 1 troublesome day, alright big and ugly let's take th---

*Shukaku takes Dragon and jumps into the woods with a battle cry*
*Sounds of bones breaking and sounds of gore occur*

Sword and Sakura: *Sweat drops*

Sword: YAY ALL EVIL IS GONE FROM THE WORLD!!!

Sakura: SWORD that isnt funny he still was a human-...........

*Dragon walks outta the woods carrying Gaara*

Dragon: Well that was easier than i thought

Sword: NNNNNOOOOO THE DEVIL IS STILL ALIVE

Dragon: *Thinks "Your next kit"*

*2 hours and a Eating Competition later*

Dragon: Well that was fun

Sword: I think I'm gonna be sick, I mean WHO CAN EAT LIKE THAT, YOU BEAT EVEN CHOJI AT AN EATING CONTEST FOR GODSAKE

Dragon: HEY DONT MENTION GOD TO ME UNLESS YOU MEAN HADES

Sword: Stinkin Black Hole for stomach

Sakura: Well Gaara seems to be better after some medical treatment from me

*Gaara Appears* Gaara: Indeed I am, i would like to thank you for helping me Sakura, and thank you Dragon for subduing Shukaku

Dragon and Sakura: No Problem

Sword: What about me?

Gaara: Oh yes i forgot *Pulls out a melted piece of steel* to return your sword to you, Here

Sword: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Well that's it what will happen next or will there be a next time please add comments and tell me how much better the kit's work is better so he will do it next.

Oh and before i forget

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Back at the Studio

*Riku is in a corner* Riku: I'm in my happy place, I'm in my happy place, I'm in my happy place, I'm in my happy place, I'm in my happy place, I'm in my happy place, I'm in my happy place,.........

Sora: What happened to him

Kairi: I dunno i found him that way with a bunch of little gold fish, and apparently there was this strange guy with a fan mark on his shirt and whats disgusting is.......... he's missing his eyes

TBC Maybe

[Swordmaster]

Elvis, dude, THAT WAS AWESOME XD you gotta sub in for me more often XD

[Sakura]

GAARA! =DDD Amazing, Dragon. You are so my Second-In-Command in Riku's Time. ^^

[Dragon_Of_The_Darkness_Flame]

........Your just saying that to make me feel better

[Sakura]

No, I mean it.

[Dragon_Of_The_Darkness_Flame]

Ok then well i still think the kit should do the next 1 and if he still says no then i might do another 1 this week but i aint doing that until i try to persuade him to do so

[Swordmaster]

Well, I'll be busy till Friday night (tomorrow) so, I dunno.

[Dragon_Of_The_Darkness_Flame]

Sigh fine i make another 1 tonight to thing make up and set you up for the next 1 though i need a place, got any suggestions ppl

[Sakura]

*Sigh* I feel like I'm gonna go Temari (apparently to Dragon) on you if you don't FIND a day to do a Riku's Time, Stephy. --;;

[Swordmaster]

O_O

ok ok, I'll start doing one now <.<; sheesh...

[Sakura]

*Final Fantasy XII Victory theme plays* ^.^

[Dragon_Of_The_Darkness_Flame]

Whew i had 1 ready and what's funny is i don't think it was good at all rofl

[Sakura]

Wanna know what else is funny? I just got Sword to do the next one and already you finished. ...Oh well, I'm sure it's good.

[Swordmaster]

Nevermind, I accidentally fell asleep while writing it ;

[Dragon_Of_The_Darkness_Flame]

If you read my earlier post i said i was gonna do 1 before the kit, anyhow i aint gonna post it. Cause it's bad but if you want i can edit it a bit then post it????