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So, this is Sir Clarence. You don't have to call him "Sir", but he'll privately look down on you if you don't. He likes cravats, Oscar Wilde, a decent French burgundy, and playing the violin in inappropriate places. He carries a Howdah Hunter .50 caliber percussion pistol allegedly owned by his colonialist grandfather and responsible for the deaths of several tigers (not to mention a few zombies).<p>
Although he is rapidly approaching the age of retirement, Clarence is very sprightly and often gives the impression of an overexcited (yet still aristocratic and impeccably turned-out) puppy, especially when let loose on an unsuspecting laboratory. His years lend him the necessary clout with other scientists, but be wary of taking his sage advice...it's liable to result in you getting punched in your foolish, smug face.<p>
<b>FRIENDS & ENEMIES:</b> Clarence believes that a man's enemies say much more about him than his friends. Consequently, he will be friends with just about anyone, but reserves his ire for only the most brilliant minds of his inner circle.<p>
<b>LOVERS:</b> Don't make me spray you with the hosepipe.
<div style="width:130px; line-height:95%; font-family:times new roman; font-size:9px;">eccentric , intelligent , excitable , perceptive , irresponsible, prideful , flighty <br><br>thanks brooklyn from caution
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