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Title: SELF-AGGRANDISEMENT IS VULGAR
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CLARENCE GODFREY - February 17, 2012 07:38 PM (GMT)
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So, this is Sir Clarence. You don't have to call him "Sir", but he'll privately look down on you if you don't. He likes cravats, Oscar Wilde, a decent French burgundy, and playing the violin in inappropriate places. He carries a Howdah Hunter .50 caliber percussion pistol allegedly owned by his colonialist grandfather and responsible for the deaths of several tigers (not to mention a few zombies).<p>
Although he is rapidly approaching the age of retirement, Clarence is very sprightly and often gives the impression of an overexcited (yet still aristocratic and impeccably turned-out) puppy, especially when let loose on an unsuspecting laboratory. His years lend him the necessary clout with other scientists, but be wary of taking his sage advice...it's liable to result in you getting punched in your foolish, smug face.<p>

<b>FRIENDS & ENEMIES:</b> Clarence believes that a man's enemies say much more about him than his friends. Consequently, he will be friends with just about anyone, but reserves his ire for only the most brilliant minds of his inner circle.<p>

<b>LOVERS:</b> Don't make me spray you with the hosepipe.

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Alonzo Bennett - February 29, 2012 04:16 AM (GMT)
Sir Clarence, I do believe that Alonzo would like you very much when he's in one of his better moods. (Alonzo's a touch bi-polar). Not to mention Clarence has already met the other Bennett brother, right?

Sheridan Bennett - February 29, 2012 04:40 AM (GMT)
Poor Clarence, brother. I believe we'll drive him mad. Unless he's not mad already. Sometime, a thread with all three of us would be an utter delight.

Alonzo Bennett - February 29, 2012 04:45 AM (GMT)
Oh, I'm sure he is. Everyone who knows you is mad or in the process of becoming so.

Sheridan Bennett - February 29, 2012 04:47 AM (GMT)
Good thing I'm a psychiatrist then, isn't it, Brother? Now why don't you go cut into something or do something equally vulgar?

Alonzo Bennett - February 29, 2012 04:53 AM (GMT)
Oh, yes. Such a blessing.

You never could handle anything concrete and factual, could you? You and your psychiatric pseudo-science.

Sheridan Bennett - February 29, 2012 05:21 AM (GMT)
YES. IT IS.

It isn't a pseudo-sicence, Alonzo, it is proven by fact. Maybe if you used your mind instead of for storing useless facts, you would understand.

Alonzo Bennett - February 29, 2012 05:25 AM (GMT)
Excuse me, but it is my useless facts and vulgar research that are going to save what is left of the human race.

Then you can feel free to invent all sorts of problems for them based on wild assumptions from observations on innocent behavior.

Idiot.

Sheridan Bennett - February 29, 2012 05:42 AM (GMT)
We're not going to have this same useless discussion in Clarence's presence. What, are you suddenly five in that you feel the need to show off? Saving the world?

Mummy's not here, Alonny... no need to act the martyr...

Alonzo Bennett - February 29, 2012 05:46 AM (GMT)
You always bring up mother. Don't you Psychiatrists have some disorder for that?

And I am not showing off. I am just being brilliant. Why are you trying to keep up appearances anyway? Looking to impress your new father figure, Sheri?


Sheridan Bennett - February 29, 2012 05:50 AM (GMT)
Alonzo, this sort of behaviour is beneath us both. We have multiple degrees... we aren't children... but if I had to be honest, I would say that you always fall back on the same childish act of going after my profession. At least my hands are clean.

Go wear some silly rubber gloves, you git.

CLARENCE GODFREY - February 29, 2012 03:44 PM (GMT)
Oh, how simply delightful, sibling rivalry! Drink, anyone?

(On another note, YES WE MUST THREAD, KRYS. Clarence is made for Bennett-abuse ;P)




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