The Epic Treaty
Article I. Before the Amble
Treaties of Friendship, Cooperation and Mutual Assistance rock. The team of nations does not have one of those. Oh wait, now we do!
Article II. The Establishment.
A. Signatories shalt not threaten force against other signatories. In fact, they agree to play nice in general. We will all settle our differences through diplomacy and the mailing of cupcakes to one another. Poisoned cupcakes are not allowed, “special” cupcakes are okay.
B. New guys can join us as full signatories if they ask nicely and are approved unanimously by the existing signatories.
Article III. Governing Body.
One (1, Uno, Un, I, …) member from each signatory is going to be an ambassador to the EPIC organization. They will handle normal business and operations under this treaty. It’s hard and demanding work that includes: voting on new signatories, nominating Senate Candidates, deliberating and voting in expulsion proceedings, and other things as they come up. These ambassadors should be given the authority to cast votes in a quick fashion--without consulting their alliance--in cases of extreme urgency.
Article IV. The James Bond Part.
We aren't going to spy on each other, no matter how sexy we look in tuxedoes. Also, if we discover something juicy about you, we'll whisper it in your ear.
Article V. The Rambo Part.
A. If a signatory gets attacked, we’ve got your back.
B. If you don’t want our help, that’s cool too; we’re still friends.
C. Some of us may be tired, hung-over, or have our significant others visiting for a few days, so we can’t always come out to fight. We hope you understand. But we’ll still try to loan you some money or let you borrow the car if it’s for a good cause. We can also yell at people for you. We’re good at yelling.
D. We have other friends too; so if you get into a fight with them, we’ll just step back and videotape it. We can split the film’s profits after the war is over.
E. Is somebody prank calling you? Did their dog crap on your lawn? We’ll help you beat them up if you want.
Article VI. Statement of Sovereignty.
We enjoy being free nations, but we have our own lives to run too. We are free to make our own decisions about stuff.
Article VII. International Hand-shaking.
A. We like each other already, so let's not do something to mess it up. No treaties with our enemies, especially ones who’ve taken our lunch money. Big-hug time.
Article VIII. Cementing and un-Cementing.
The councilmen must agree on everything!
Article IX. The Boot Part.
If three-fourths of the council don’t like you anymore, then you have to go to your room and think about what you’ve done. Bye.
Article X. The Council
The counil consists of 4 members Schills, Blue Viking, Finch, and Arch.
Article XI. Conclusion and Signatories.
In celebration of the Epic nations and our collective awesomeness, the following nations do hereby affix our names and insignia to the great EPIC treaty
Signed for the nation of Schills,
Master Schills, Master of all things almighty
Signed for the Blue Viking,
BryanViking, Supreme Emperor of Blue Viking
Signed for mergerberger,
Mergerberger II of the UDCR
Signed for Sagan,
Samuel Sagan of Berhampore
Signed for MPiRE,
Signed Rather Dashing of Wing-Zero who is truely Rather Dashing
Signed OneBallMan of Orchietomy.
The Big BossWe can be found on mirc coldfront in channel #Epic Come there if you would like to join this bloc!
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