:. Operation Overlord

[mpol777]

Federation of Armed Nations

The Federation of Armed Nations has never been much for roleplay as our folks are who they are, but let's give it a try.

"I cast magic missile at the dark!"

*#@! Wrong script.

*mpol shuffles through papers

*ahem*

"FAN members love to fight, traditionally. All real FAN members love the sting and clash of battle. You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your nations and your loved ones. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real men and all real men like to fight. FAN members love a winner. FAN members will not tolerate a loser. FAN members despise cowards. FAN members play to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why FAN members have never lost nor will ever lose a war; for the very idea of losing is hateful to a FAN member.

All through your Army careers, you men have#!@*$ed about what you call "chicken #*@! drilling". That, like everything else in this Army, has a definite purpose. That purpose is alertness. Alertness must be bred into every soldier. I don't give a #*@& for a man who's not always on his toes. You men are veterans or you wouldn't be here. You are ready for what's to come. A man must be alert at all times if he expects to stay alive. If you're not alert, sometime, a German son-of-an-#@!hole-&$#@ is going to sneak up behind you and beat you to death with a sockful of #@!&!"

We don't want pink cowards in this Army. They should be killed off like rats. If not, they will go home after this war and breed more cowards. The brave men will breed more brave men. Kill off the Goddamned cowards and we will have an alliance of brave men.

Don't forget, you men don't know that I'm here. No mention of that fact is to be made in any letters. The world is not supposed to know what the hell happened to me. I'm not supposed to be commanding this Army. I'm not even supposed to be here in England. Let the first bastards to find out be the Goddamned Germans. Some day I want to see them raise up on their piss-soaked hind legs and howl, 'Jesus Christ, it's the Goddamned Third Army again and that son-of-a-@#*$ing-!*&#^@ Patton'."

When a man is lying in a shell hole, if he just stays there all day, a German will get to him eventually. The hell with that idea. The hell with taking it. My men don't dig foxholes. I don't want them to. Foxholes only slow up an offensive. Keep moving. And don't give the enemy time to dig one either. We'll win this war, but we'll win it only by fighting and by showing the Germans that we've got more guts than they have; or ever will have. We're not going to just shoot the sons-of-*#(@!es, we're going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun @!&*suckers by the bushel-*!@#ing-basket.

War is a bloody, killing business. You've got to spill their blood, or they will spill yours. Rip them up the belly. Shoot them in the guts. When shells are hitting all around you and you wipe the dirt off your face and realize that instead of dirt it's the blood and guts of what once was your best friend beside you, you'll know what to do!

I don't want to get any messages saying, "I am holding my position." We are not holding a Goddamned thing. Let the Germans do that. We are advancing constantly and we are not interested in holding onto anything, except the enemy's balls. We are going to twist his balls and kick the living *&^# out of him all of the time. Our basic plan of operation is to advance and to keep on advancing regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or through the enemy. We are going to go through him like crap through a goose; like *#&@ through a tin horn!

From time to time there will be some complaints that we are pushing our people too hard. I don't give a good Goddamn about such complaints. I believe in the old and sound rule that an ounce of sweat will save a gallon of blood. The harder WE push, the more Germans we will kill. The more Germans we kill, the fewer of our men will be killed. Pushing means fewer casualties. I want you all to remember that. There is one great thing that you men will all be able to say after this war is over and you are home once again. You may be thankful that twenty years from now when you are sitting by the fireplace with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what you did in the great World War II, you WON'T have to cough, shift him to the other knee and say, "Well, your Granddaddy shoveled @!#% in Louisiana." No, Sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say, "Son, your Granddaddy rode with the Great Third Army and a Son-of-a-Goddamned-*#&@ named Georgie Patton!"

Full, unedited version, of Patton's speech to the Third Army found here


That is all.



Note to the slack jawed, window licking, ADD plagued "tl;dr" crowd:
Go play in traffic.



Obilgatory Gun Porn
OK [img][/img] tag I'm done screwing around. Start displaying my porn or I'll kill the bold and italics tags. You've got 24hrs.

This post has been edited by mpol777 on Jun 5 2007, 10:48 PM

[Cheesejaguar]

The following is an adaptation of the Ike’s D-Day speech. The opinions represent those of the author, and may not represent the corporation of Inc. as a whole.

Soldiers, Sailors and Airmen of Planet Bob,

The Federation of Armed Nations has embarked on one of the noblest quests one can embark on. Those who despise liberty, and do not wish for equality for all of their human brethren will face justice here, today. The eyes of the world will be upon them, and it is my hope that these eyes be watching evil being rooted out of its thinly veiled hiding place. FAN will bring about the destruction of Nordein Verein, and set the standard for all future alliances: those who preach intolerance will pay the price. Their efforts will bring about the elimination of Nazi tyranny, and security for us in a free world.

FAN’s task will not be an easy one. Norden Verein is well trained, and is not a greenhorn when it comes to war. They will fight savagely.

But this is 2007! Much has happened since the Nazis were defeated 62 years and 2 months ago today. The tide has turned, and the free men of the world are marching together towards Victory. It is only fitting that this event falls on the 63rd anniversary of D-Day. Thousands of brave American, British, Canadian, Australian, and countless others, landed on the beaches of Normandy on this day 63 years ago to fight the same fight we are fighting today. It is a shame that that battle, over a half century ago, still continues on till this day; however this is a battle that must be fought.

Good Luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Almighty G-d upon this great and noble undertaking.

-Caseus
Director of Research and Development, Inc.


This post has been edited by Cheesejaguar on Jun 5 2007, 10:49 PM

[Rockersj01]

Hehe nice post guys... good luck.

All non Parliament + Lord from the OE are requested not to post below this mark.

This post has been edited by Rockersj01 on Jun 5 2007, 10:50 PM

[The Black Watch]

Wow, just.....

wow.

I am also requesting all CSN members below Minister refrain from posting.

[jazzy]

Epic.

Have fun FAN! :jihad:

[Sulla Imperator]

is this a joke, I know 6 pages of http://www.cybernations.net/all_war_inform...eclaration_Date says different, but is this a joke?

[Ghost of Sparta]

This is probably the funniest @#$% I've ever seen in CN

And damn, that's the most pages of one alliance on another I've ever seen. Far more than NPO on ONOS.

FAN is amazing.

[Striderwannabe]

NoV Nazis?

Roll NoR/NoV history back a month guys, and revisit this.

[TrilobyteMan]

Oh snap.

[venhith]

GOGOGO

[HordeOfDoom]

Will this be an Omaha or a Utah is the question?

[king_srqt]

:J Have fun :jihad:

[Sirtun]

? ok. i think i need to get on IRC now. things are getting too weird around here.

[PanThePiper]

That... was beautiful FAN...

May not understand or agree with the reasoning but it's damn impressive.

Congrats on that.

[jski]

A less-than-brilliant political move by FAN?

[Good master Hakai]

Enjoy yerselfs!!!!!

[IMG]awsum_pitsher.jpg[/IMG]

[Orion Pax]

Retracted.

This post has been edited by Orion Pax on Jun 5 2007, 10:51 PM

[Lord Avarice]

Awesome Opening Line. . .im still laughing.

[CptGodzilla]

WOW

nice organization

19 pages and counting of almost all FAN vs. NoV wars

you guys are amazing

[T80Eagle]

Okay..... This doesn't actually answer my question.

Why?