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Dilber

Posted: Oct 1 2006, 07:49 PM

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Imperial Decree from the New Pacific Order

There comes a time when insults must not be tolerated, and a time for action. The GOONS tonight broke our NAP with NO warning, and the NPO will NOT tolerate this action. However, it is clear that diplomatic efforts must be made.

It does not appear as though the GOONS wish for that to occur. As such, the following Declaration is our response to the GOONS. May they get what�s coming to them.

Dilber,
Emperor of the New Pacific Order

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Standartenfuhrer of the New Pacific Order
Imperator Emeritus of the New Pacific Order

QUOTE (The Dragon Reborn @ Oct 16 2006, 01:35 PM)

What can you do? It's the NPO we're talking about, here. We're putting up a fight for first, but look at how far behind we are...

QUOTE (Liquidizzer @ Mar 8 2007, 06:31 PM)

Which is why we won the war over ICP, which was twice or triple the size of GATO when we fought them.

List of dullards: Revolution_XYZ, Kaiser Falcon

Dilber

Posted: Oct 1 2006, 07:49 PM

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The "Let's be drinking buddies!" Doctrine
Since one can never have too many drinking buddies, the Goon Order Of Neutral Shoving (herein referred to as "GOONS"), the New Polar Order (herein referred to as "NpO"), and the New Pacific Order (herein referred to as "NPO") agree, unless conditions outlined in section 2 and/or 4 come into effect, that they will go out and get drunk with each other at least 3 times a week. Drinking is fun!

Article I
Let's face it: We've all had our fair share of drunken ramblings. Friendly drunken ramblings are encouraged. However, regardless of why, the GOONS, NPO, and NpO agree that under no circumstances will they club one another over the head with a beer bottle. That's just outright not nice. Have you ever been hit with a beer bottle? That stuff hurts. Should a member of either alliance take it upon himself to do some clubbing of the other alliance, the alliance leaders are expected to take the others out for more drinks to make up for the hostility. What goes on in the pub stays in the pub.

Article II
While drunkenness may heighten one's paranoia, none of the alliances outlined above are permitted to engage in active espionage against the others. They also will not knowingly aid another's spying on anyone outlined in this doctrine. Active espionage will render this agreement null and void, and cause us to lose a drinking buddy or two, and none of us really want that.

Article III
If, for some reason, any of the parties outlined in this agreement should happen to get in a barfight, the other alliance(s) must decide to help their drinking buddy, either physically or financially. Have you ever seen one of your friends try to fight while drunk? It's not pretty. You gotta get more people in on that to give them a fair shot. Additionally, should anyone else decide to hit on YOUR girlfriend while you're drunk, and you wanna fight 'em, the other alliances in this doctrine must help you out. Gotta defend her honor and such.

Article IV
If any of the parties wish to stop being drinking buddies, there must be 5 last nights to go out and get completely plastered.

Signed for the NPO,

9th Alliance Council of the New Pacific Order
Kiarou
Filler13
USBR
Vengashii

Emperor of the New Pacific Order
Dilber the Pantless Thunderbolt

Signed for the NpO,
Emperor of the New Polar Order:
His Excellency Emperor of the New Polar Order, Fleet Admiral Doctor Electron Sponge, OBE, PHD, COD, ASAP, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, Conqueror of the Antarctic Lands in General and Godwanaland in Particular, Also Hello.

Signed for the GOONS,
Dizzay - GOONS Lobster President
404Error - GOONS Optimus Prime Minister

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Summary:
Article I: In order to promote peaceful growth between the GOONS, NpO, and NPO, this document is a declaration of non-aggression between the GOONS, NPO, and NpO.
Article II: The GOONS, NPO, and NpO will not spy on each other. If any of the alliances happen to hear that the others are being spied on, the leadership of said alliance must inform the others immediately. Failure to do so, or active espionage will render this agreement void.
Article III: The GOONS, NPO, and NpO must help each other in times of war. Help is defined as either military or financial aid -- or both.
Article IV: This pact may be canceled after 5 days notice, which must be received and discussed privately and in a diplomatic manner.

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Standartenfuhrer of the New Pacific Order
Imperator Emeritus of the New Pacific Order

QUOTE (The Dragon Reborn @ Oct 16 2006, 01:35 PM)

What can you do? It's the NPO we're talking about, here. We're putting up a fight for first, but look at how far behind we are...

QUOTE (Liquidizzer @ Mar 8 2007, 06:31 PM)

Which is why we won the war over ICP, which was twice or triple the size of GATO when we fought them.

List of dullards: Revolution_XYZ, Kaiser Falcon

404Error	Posted: Oct 1 2006, 07:49 PM
Guy who sometimes does stuff. Group: GOONS Posts: 1,675 Member No.: 8,173 Joined: 28-July 06	A shame some of you guys figured it out, though. -------------------- <Diskord> Although for the record - The League = teh suxor

Dizzay	Posted: Oct 1 2006, 07:49 PM
President of the Goons! Group: Banned - Appeal Denied Posts: 1,028 Member No.: 7,308 Joined: 19-July 06	This is the orgasm of today's events.

Kaselande

Posted: Oct 1 2006, 07:49 PM

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hail!

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The New Pacific Order has destroyed the Global Alliance and Treaty Organization as we know it. They have destroyed the National Alliance for Artic Countries. They have destroyed the LUEnited Nations, they have destroyed Fark, and they are in the process of destroying the Legion. Do not tell me it was their allies. It was their political maneuvering, brilliant though it may have been, which gave their allies the capabilities to commit such atrocity.

No matter how many times I read that I still get giddy

Anthony	Posted: Oct 1 2006, 07:50 PM
Colonel Group: GOONS Posts: 2,012 Member No.: 10 Joined: 8-February 06	Best thread ever. Heil!

Valdincan	Posted: Oct 1 2006, 07:50 PM
Emperor of Safally Group: NPO Posts: 2,005 Member No.: 10,866 Joined: 31-August 06	LOL you guys turned a near war scenario into a near MDP. Hail the NPO! Hail the emperor! Hail GOONs. This post has been edited by Valdincan on Oct 1 2006, 07:51 PM -------------------- Emperor of the Holy Empire of Safally The brooding Emperor Communist

Llednar Twem	Posted: Oct 1 2006, 07:50 PM
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King IB	Posted: Oct 1 2006, 07:51 PM
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Madgan	Posted: Oct 1 2006, 07:51 PM
I always roll 20's Group: NPO Posts: 122 Member No.: 7,196 Joined: 18-July 06	Hail! :D

Unsure	Posted: Oct 1 2006, 07:51 PM
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Posted: Oct 1 2006, 07:51 PM

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QUOTE (Valdincan @ Oct 1 2006, 09:50 PM)

LOL you turned a near war scenario into a near MDP.
Hail the NPO!
Hail the emperor!
Hail GOONs.

This is actually a full-blown alliance, not a MDP.

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This is an interesting idea.

but then we'd have to cancel our madps with NpO

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Ericadia	Posted: Oct 1 2006, 07:51 PM
Dis flag is laced with gold Group: GOONS Posts: 835 Member No.: 5,098 Joined: 11-June 06	HAIL THE GREAT ORDERS! --------------------

Everton1878

Posted: Oct 1 2006, 07:51 PM

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EXPECTED/10

IA MDP

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Filler13	Posted: Oct 1 2006, 07:51 PM
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Southwest Montana	Posted: Oct 1 2006, 07:51 PM
New Recruit - Basic Training Group: NPO Posts: 9 Member No.: 4,563 Joined: 1-June 06	I like Article IV. HAIL!

Kida

Posted: Oct 1 2006, 07:51 PM

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QUOTE (Anthony @ Oct 1 2006, 07:50 PM)

Best thread ever. Heil!

But only Ivan goes "Heil" <M>

truth	Posted: Oct 1 2006, 07:51 PM
1st Lieutenant Group: Members Posts: 990 Member No.: 7,024 Joined: 16-July 06	so...the other thread was a joke?

Cox

Posted: Oct 1 2006, 07:51 PM

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Old News

EDIT: Every Major Alliance has know for atleast a few hours.

This post has been edited by Cox on Oct 1 2006, 07:51 PM

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QUOTE (Kernwaffen @ Jul 13 2006 @ 06:39 PM)

We always insult Pius. Hell, we insult Tyga.

Glad to hear the NpO is so stable!

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