I just got this email, how sweet is this? She must have gotten a wrong email, the silly old tart :D Free money for me!
|I am Lady Martha Stirling, Laird of Keir ,Recently my Doctor told me|
that I have limited days to live due to the cancerous problems I am
suffering from,why my Husband is late Sir D. S,Chairman of Stirling
& Wright General Partners, I will also issue a Letter of Authority
that will empower you as an original beneficiary of this fund through
Seriously, how dumb do these people think I am hey? Looks like the old "I am the personal attorney to Mr. Andrew who worked for the Chevron Oil Exploration Company, herein after shall be referred to as my client. My client, his wife and their three children are victims of the Boeing 727 Beirut-bound charter Jet which crashed on takeof..... blaa blaa blaa.... I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same last name, so that the proceeds of this account valued at US$18.5 Million Dollars can be paid to you... blaa blaa blaaa... send me your credit card number" scam ain't working no more.
Ain't stupidity funny? ^_^
I always wondered why they couldn't take the money to ship the check out of what they said they were sending me. Surely, somebody had a way to get ten dollars for an insured fedex package if they had 18.5 million laying around with my name on it. After all, how many broke lawyers have you actually seen? plus you know all he'd have to do is claim that on his fees. Ya know, for that kind of money, I'd be willing to get an airline ticket to go after it and save some body ten bucks. ;)
Sometimes I think stupid people shouldn't be allowed to breed, but then where would our entertainment come from?