...'s hearts with it's stunning beaches, beautiful women and unmatchable culinary delights. Yes, Zharanda truly is the zenith of civilisation, the peak of sophistication, the absolute of absolutes! And today, it thrusts open its doors and allows you, yes, you! to experience the splendours of our great land.
And before anyone asks, this is the foreign policy of Zharanda.
Zharanda lays claim to the east coast of Sudan.
Zharanda has every intention of purchasing nuclear arms.
Our airspace is off-limits. Trespassers will be shot down.
Our borders are closely guarded.
No visitors allowed without supervision.
All must observe the laws of our dear Colonel.
Our people are happy and enjoy the stunning beaches and unmatchable culinary delights on a daily basis. There is no misery or poverty in our land. None.
hmm, interesting... oh well. i brought a housewarming gift <present>
Ok i'm not comming near your airspace :awesome:
Arctica has instructed its trade ships to avoid the area.
I would love to try some of your fine eats. Our nation is known for execellent Strawberry Shortcake.