The Epic Treaty

Article I. Before the Amble
Treaties of Friendship, Cooperation and Mutual Assistance rock. The team of nations does not have one of those. Oh wait, now we do!

Article II. The Establishment.
A. Signatories shalt not threaten force against other signatories. In fact, they agree to play nice in general. We will all settle our differences through diplomacy and the mailing of cupcakes to one another. Poisoned cupcakes are not allowed, “special” cupcakes are okay.
B. New guys can join us as full signatories if they ask nicely and are approved unanimously by the existing signatories.

Article III. Governing Body.
One (1, Uno, Un, I, …) member from each signatory is going to be an ambassador to the EPIC organization. They will handle normal business and operations under this treaty. It’s hard and demanding work that includes: voting on new signatories, nominating Senate Candidates, deliberating and voting in expulsion proceedings, and other things as they come up. These ambassadors should be given the authority to cast votes in a quick fashion--without consulting their alliance--in cases of extreme urgency.

Article IV. The James Bond Part.
We aren't going to spy on each other, no matter how sexy we look in tuxedoes. Also, if we discover something juicy about you, we'll whisper it in your ear.

Article V. The Rambo Part.
A. If a signatory gets attacked, we’ve got your back.
B. If you don’t want our help, that’s cool too; we’re still friends.
C. Some of us may be tired, hung-over, or have our significant others visiting for a few days, so we can’t always come out to fight. We hope you understand. But we’ll still try to loan you some money or let you borrow the car if it’s for a good cause. We can also yell at people for you. We’re good at yelling.
D. We have other friends too; so if you get into a fight with them, we’ll just step back and videotape it. We can split the film’s profits after the war is over.
E. Is somebody prank calling you? Did their dog crap on your lawn? We’ll help you beat them up if you want.

Article VI. Statement of Sovereignty.
We enjoy being free nations, but we have our own lives to run too. We are free to make our own decisions about stuff.

Article VII. International Hand-shaking.
A. We like each other already, so let's not do something to mess it up. No treaties with our enemies, especially ones who’ve taken our lunch money. Big-hug time.

Article VIII. Cementing and un-Cementing.
The councilmen must agree on everything!

Article IX. The Boot Part.
If three-fourths of the council don’t like you anymore, then you have to go to your room and think about what you’ve done. Bye.

Article X. The Council
The counil consists of 4 members Schills, Blue Viking, Finch, and Arch.

Article XI. Conclusion and Signatories.

In celebration of the Epic nations and our collective awesomeness, the following nations do hereby affix our names and insignia to the great EPIC treaty

Signed for the nation of Schills,
Master Schills, Master of all things almighty

Signed for the Blue Viking,
BryanViking, Supreme Emperor of Blue Viking

Signed for mergerberger,

Mergerberger II of the UDCR


Signed for Sagan,
Samuel Sagan of Berhampore

Signed for MPiRE,
MPiRE

Signed Rather Dashing of Wing-Zero who is truely Rather Dashing

Signed OneBallMan of Orchietomy.

Signed
The Big Boss



We can be found on mirc coldfront in channel #Epic Come there if you would like to join this bloc!

Forums

http://z3.invisionfree.com/EpicBloc/index....e.com/EpicBloc/

All Hail epicism :J

Hail us! o/

This bloc lacks an epic penguin. :((

Hail Almighty Schills !

this is more like it.

Edit I = ReichsFinch

no...this is SPARTAA ! :))

but really im kind of into this idea

This is bigger than WUT...

Epic. :v:

I'm never going to be able to remember any of these <psy?>

Pretty epic.

Epic Indeed :/

Well i must be off i will add the other signatories tommorow see you all later :)

<clap>

Wow, this is of epic proportions!

Er, um, I don't what to say about this...

other then good job to the individuals singing a pact that makes them act like an alliance, but without the alliance part of unity, rather independence and what-not for choice. Confederal?

Basically, an treaty of epic porportions between individual nations. *sends all "special" cupcakes*

:(( Schills :((

Walford already did this.

Except Walford is unintentionally a joke. ;)

As is this.

Yeah.. except not.

Oh, trust me, it is....single alliance blocs are fail in this day and age.

Now what would the opposite be?

This is intentionally not serious.

EDIT: You know, for once I wasn't actually arguing with you. Just nod your head and smile. :P

Seems I have seen the exact words on another treaty. Maybe I am growing forgetful. We will see what comes of this epicness.

its bleu modified but lets not tell anyone :P

You think we can get a spot on the MDP web, that would be :awesome:

Best of luck with this alliance non-alliance thingy you have going here.

Wow, totally epic announcement! :J Good luck to the new bloc!

Signed,
Lenin of SovietUnion

removed.

signed,

Mergerberger II of the UDCR

Signed
The Big Boss
:jihad:

fukken saved

im not in ur alliance but id like to sign it due to the sheer epicness

Signed OneBallMan of Orchietomy.

EPIC for the LULZ.

<couple>

Add me

Signed Rather Dashing of Wing-Zero who is truely Rather Dashing :ehm:

Schills, you are truly more pimpin on the MDP web than NpO now

I know it :)

Annoucement our forums :


http://z3.invisionfree.com/Epic_Win/index.php?act=idx

God looks down on this thread and vomits.

<_< you're not allowed to enter now..... :((

My heart is broken and my dreams crushed :v: