Alas, I must report that the honourable nation of Timus Wastus has suffered a vicious, unprovoked attack by the forces of Ceska Republik. This is believe to be nothing more than a cynical tech raid. Timus Wastus condemns this attack, and condemns the Golden Sabre Alliance for allowing such morally indefensible actions to occur.

After giving the aggressor the opportunity to right his wrongs in return for peace, Timus Wastus must regretfully announce that this generous offer has been rejected. Therefore Timus Wastus has mobilised it's full troop capacity and will be striking back at the first opportunity.

Timus Wastus does not expect to win this war, as the aggressor is over twice our size, futher emphasising the cowardly nature of the move. However, the people of Timus Wastus fully support their leader in his decision to retaliate, as they believe no bullying should go unchallenged, even if that challenge is futile.

All glory to the proud, brave people of Timus Wastus. May they fight hard and with honour.

join an alliance who can barter for peace for you. that would help. there are plenty of people out there....

any smaller alliances will accept you.

I'm sure that after such a moving appeal, GS will no doubt stop what they're doing at once and start sending you aid. Also, quoted in case of editing.

*Shakes head*

Something tells me GS ain't gonna be too happy with some more bad press :o

Hmm, I'll go and have a long talking-to with Mr. Pensfan about these horrible acts.

OK, done. Apparently here's the score: He was sitting around his throne room searching prons on the internet when he got this pop-up ad for "penis enlargement." Needless to say. He was a bit aggravated about that, and went looking for the ISP of the person, or persons, who made the add and sent it to him.

Low and behold, the ISP was a local Timus Wastus address.

The honorable armed forces of Ceska Republic geared up, and went to war over these horrible pop-up ads. As you see, these attacks were NOT without provocation.

I have spoken with the right honorable Pensfan, and he has assured me of the following:

The war will not go nuclear until such time as the nation of Timus Wastus attacks with nuclear weapons.

Peace is on the table, and has been since the first rounds of attacks. The nation of Timus Wastus needs only to accept that peace, without threats of further war and stuff.

So, as you can see, Mr. Timus Wastus spokeperson, peace is there... You need only to accept it. Thank you, and I know you will make the right choice.

OOC: Didn't I do a donation deal with you once upon a time?

GCSN.

We protect.

Vultures needn't circle.

LoL, uh, no.

That was so compelling, I'm going to join you.

OOC: I did a donation deal with someone from FAN aaaagggeeeessss ago, could have been you if you were with them.

IC:

The war is over, due to the overwhelming technological superiority of Ceska Republic forces. Rumours of Timus Wastus' "Zapp Brannigan" strategy failing on account of Ceska Republic's soldiers not having a preset kill limit were not commented on by Timus Wastus Defense Ministry officials.

The people of Timus Wastus look forward to picking up the pieces of their shattered lives.

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Eth , You need to find yourself an alliance.
Sorry but it's an awful truth of CN .
Those without an alliance are easy pickings.

You could say I've learnt a harsh lesson the past week or so.

I've since joined a sizeable alliance, which of course brings other dramadramadrama opportunities but such is life on plant Bob. I mourn for the days of the successful independant.

Boo freaking hoo.

Dry your eyes Elthie, dry your eyes :eyemouth:

That's it, I'm nuking you :mad: :bamster:

uh oh...that cant be good :unsure: