GKC whispered joyfully as he set the table with fine china and a wonderfully splendid tablecloth and beckons that Iforget2 come sit down. Today shall be a fine tea party, full of wonderful memories to be had.

*Pineappler comes over to the quaintly set table and takes a seat

Good sir, do you mind if I take a seat?

No, good sir, we don't mind.

GKC was surprised at an ininvited guest, but there is always room at his table.

GKC greeted Pineappler with a grab of the buttocks and offered him a cup of camomile tea or a quaint cucumber sandwich.

Iforget2 should arrive to our estate at any moment now, I ask that we wait for him before we start this tea party of sorts.

Opethian opens another warm beer and chugs it quickly. There is no refrigerator in his van, down by the river.

He uses the empty can to capture a small rodent, which will be dinner. He is not sure why he is never invited to Tea Parties.

*Pineappler winks at GKC "You sure do know me well! I'll have both, thank you very much."

*dudeofstuff puts hawt poz loads in everyone's tea so you all die and I become Emperor of LUE. gg.

Under the New dudeofstuff dominion, there will be no girly-man talks of peace and disarming.

GoodKingChinaman, I have been informed by our good friend IForget2 that he will not be able to make it to our quaint tea party on this day.

*Pineappler sneers at dudeofstuff "How rude!"

That's horrible, friend. Well, as they say in Africa, "The show must go on"

GKC poured several cups of camomile tea and distributed lovely cucumber sandwiches to all of those seated at the table.

Opethian begins to suffer hallucinations cause by eating too much rat. He hurls many a rock at the tea party participants, believing them to be atrocious beasts..

*John Michaels sat in a corner glowering at everyone as his pen danced across the parchment, quietly working on a chronicle. It would be best not to disturb a working scholar, because they bite.

*LimeTsunami sips the tea and munches on his sandwich.

I do say GKC, this is a very nice tea party. I thank you for allowing me to join in.

*Pineappler thanks GKC kindly for the tea. "So, gentlemen, what are our plans for this grand afternoon? I was thinking of taking a stroll myself."

*Pineappler sips the tea and munches on his sandwich.

A stroll sounds lovely Pineappler!

To where shall we go?

Not so fast, kaiba!

The tea party is not finished just yet

How does the tea taste, friends?

I was thinking we could indulge ourselves in a delightful stroll around the castle grounds after this eloquent party.

The tea tastes lovely, Sir GKC! May I ask what your secret recipe is?

Excellent idea, old chum, but first, what do you think of the tea?

The tea is lovely GKC, may I ask what the secret ingrdient is?

High Praetor Masters, accompanied by his jolly manservant Jupiter, takes his place at the table. After taking a generous sip from his poz load-laced tea, he remarks whimsically, "My, Mr. Chinaman! You've truly outdone yourself this time! The tea is marvellous!"

Jupiter lets out a raspy chuckle. "You know dat Chinaman love his tea, aheheheh!"

"Oh, Jupiter!" Masters exclaims. "Your romantization of racial exploitation always brings a smile to my heart!"

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But I do say GKC, where has this british dino come from?

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"Aw hell naw!" Jupiter screams comically.

I sure do hope my pet dino is allowed at the table!


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My dear, it seems we've all got pet dinosaurs, all of them quite British indeed!

Ah, it is Pineapplers pet. The world makes sense now.

Or does it?

*LimeTsunami ponders the meaning of life.

My word, I'm afraid I'm quite behind in the pet-related trends this summer! I shall summon Jupiter to accure me a British dinosaur immediately!

Good sir, I do believe the answer is 42!

*death pits asks kindly of Good King Chinaman if he may sit down and enjoy his afternoon tea and crumpets

Forty-two does sound quite right as the answer. I have often pondered such questions myself.

Death pits, I'm afraid we have no crumpets, but there is quite an alarming lot of Poz tea to go around. I invite you to have yourself a cup.

Fourty-two? You must be joking! How could the meaning of life be brought down into such a simple number...

However, that does explain the whole six times nine thing.. Hm.

*LimeTsunami sips more tea.

Who about that Winston fellow? I heard he got into a drive-by argument! How barbaric!

*death pits sits down, and kindly thanks Good King Chinamen for his generosity and kindness.

"I do say, what a queer array of tamed reptilian life-forms you all tote around as pets!"

Surely you jest, six times nine is fifty-four, according to my maths.

Yes, it's quite uncanny how all sorts of extinct creatures may be domesticated.