Small Rodent Things

Are ferrets even rodents?

Rabbits aren't rodents, but I still think they should be a choice.

Ferrets with wings would be awkward and frightening.

Rats are the best rodent, tbh.

I like attaching wings to a ferret. It'll be a FLYING ferret!

Lets be gracious and genetically modify an ant to have fly's wings. Play god lol :L

There are ants that fly.

There are craps that flies.

What?

Craps = Flies

Fly·ing (Adjective): Moving or able to move through the air with wings: "a flying ant".


[insert-fail-indent]First off, poop is not alive. It is composed of fecal matter that has been excreted through the anus sphxinter-whatever of an animal or homo sapien and, usually, has come out as the shape of a tube, lincoln log, puddle, etc. It may be alive in the sense that it is full of various bacteria and, depending on the person/animal, other things that may be deemed 'organic'...

[insert-fail-indent]...But it isn't sentient. It is not self aware nor can it respond to the outside world. It has no nerves or muscles or anything resembling an organ within it. All that is within it is food/water/etc. that your body cannot/couldn't digest. Even if you shaped it into a bird with wings and then flung it at your mother, it wouldn't count as 'flying'. It would count as you throwing it through the air... at your mother.


Therefore:

- Ferret + Wings = Plausible.
- Shit + Wings = What were you snorting this morning?
- Me + Wings = First N00b to reach the stratosphere.

That awkward moment when you vote in a poll with a nonsensical option and expect people to not all choose it like hipsters.

That awkward moment when you're called a hipster.

That awkward moment that is awkward.