Manpoints(NSFW), The Notorious Game of Life, Man-a-lized!

Man Points

Smash wins.

(forgive the DoublePost)

Woman Points Levels:
Rejected: Give the same amount of ManPoints to the WoManPoints.(AKA, Minus)(Example, You get rejected for a hug, -.5MP or +.5
Failed: You did it, but you failed at it, 50% of what the original value was(Example, You gave her oral, but it was awkward)




PWNED! Points list:
Got away from "Da Heat": +5PP to +100PP(depends on the Crime and Amount of police)
"Da Heat" did something epic and you we're the victim of it: +500PP(as in if they we're in a car chase and you happened to run in front front of the car, they swerve and accidentally hit a sign which ricochets off of the ground and hits you, epic)
Won a fight with someone your size: +5PP to 25PP(Depends on their fighting skills)
Beat down someone larger than you: +25PP to 250PP(Depends on their size, and how built they are)
Robbed Someone: -1000PP to +500PP(Depends on their Age, How nice that person is, their size, how built they are)(Example: If its an 80 Yr old Granny, you get -1000 you bastard.)

(Forgive the Triple Post, This is for the Manpoints Game :P)


Current Players:
Purple(Joe)
Drakmoor(Dave)
Exner(Brendan)
Makanoko(Mack)
Micke(Derek)
Smash(Smash)

Manpoints List:
(all points have been reset to last month to make things equal)
Joe: Faggots get 0 points K?
Davey: 150
Brendan: 700(Estimate)
Mack: 100
Derek: 500
Smash: 9001

Woman Points List:
Purple: 0
Davey: 0
Brendan: 0
Mack: 0
Derek: 0
Smash: 0


PWNED! Points List:
Purple: Above
Davey: 40
Brendan: 25
Mack: 20
Derek: 0?
Smash: 0?

ooh me add me i once fucked this girl she was 16 and she was a virgin does that count? i also stole 500 bucks from a burger stand while the guy went to take a piss(he was stupid not to take cart with him) i took cart with mask on got 500 bucks and gave the cart to an old guy and gave him my mask (cleaned it so that no hair would be there) and i ran to my home while saying shit! its my moms birthday! and no one suspected a thing does that count?

Sounds very phishy.
I'll give you 30 Points in PWN and 100 in Manpoints, I need detail.

I didn't eat my vegetables, what does that get me?

Give yourself some points for necrophelia, purple, since this board is dead.

I win.

Your completely right Jimmy.
Go fuck yourself.

500 for not eating my veggies, fuck yeah.

You're*

Me and my friends ran around ring doorbells and whatnot, we had an older teen come out and look for us. And an older teen car drive after us.

I rang around 6 doorbells while my friends got their own, does this get me points for lulz?

Fuck, there went my system.
But whuteva.
Micke gets like 50 for the lulzy part! :D

Fuck yeah.