(I got bored and found the topic in archive. It looked fun :c )


My mom went

to the armory

and picked up

a 5-foot halberd

that was made

for anal probing.

She gave it

affectionately war-mouth

and handed it

in at school

to show off

the pickles.

(that was only two words, mark)

then she went

to a strip

of bacon that

ham and cheese

that tasted like

a giant, uncircumsized

carrot of gold.

This angered her

to the point

that the toaster

happily ingested mayonnaise

that tasted like

Miracle Whip. "I'm

in the kitchen

, making a turkey

for the husband

with a small

cock like Darwin's."

It tasted like

a large pair



(Wai Smash WAI!? D: )

of blue, fuzzy

breast cups that

pleasure the masses.

She uses them

all for herself.

She licks them

bloody anuses clean.

She then snorts