Chat with an Australian, Seems to be the flavour of the month

Basically the same as the other threads, but with a Aussie. Ask anything you like (except don't mention kangaroos; I will kill each and everyone of you who mentions *expletive* kangaroos).

[mention]Kangaroo[/mention]

Oh, sorry.

One thing you Aussies do do right, though, is Thank God You're Here. Our version is absolute crap, because they try to put random 'celebrities' on it, rather than actual comedians...

Yes, our Thank God You're Here is awesome. But in return, our Ready Steady Cook is rubbish, while the Brit version is brilliant.

can we still mention Prisons ?

because other wise am out of jokes.....

Yeah, mention then as often as you like. If you're an American, well the heritage is common, and if you're a Brit, I'll just mention the last Ashes series. And I'll find some sort of witty comeback for anyone who doesn't fit one of those nationalities.

No no, we invented cricket. We just let you guys win to assuage out Great British Sense of Fair Play™ - like making all our military uniforms up to a hundred years or so ago bright red - we've got better stuff, so the least we can do is make ourselves visible.

heh, and then theres the French, wearing blue until nearly the end of WW1.

"now how can we make our soldiers as visible as possible? I know! Give them blue uniforms and red hats!"

Well, at least blue doesn't show up to well when you've been living in the mud for the last month. Thank god for small blessing.

is that from pub landlord by any chance ?

Near enough. Al Murray is great.

Hey, I don't have a problem with the fact that the best cricketers the Brits had were convicts . Maybe the Motherland should grab another group of convicts, drop them on a deserted island, and have their sole purpose as playing cricket. You guys manage to win a match . But if you think about it, is there any sport in the world which the British national team actually dominates?

Moaning. We rule at moaning. Not complaining (that's too uncivilised and unpolite), but moaning. Seriously, we can moan for days about the slightest little thing.

Haha, well the intelligent ones of us can... 'cos we can carry a good argument on for a while.

But I assume that the good thing about Australia is that you have no Chavs...

Actually, I had noticed that you Brits are good at moaning. Especially about the weather. Come on, when you have days over 30 degrees celcius, with relative humidity over 90 percent, you can moan.

And yes, as far as I can tell from your descriptions of thes chavs, we seem to have avoided them. Emos on the other hand...

I believe that there's two of us Tsaeb.