We Shall Rule You Wholesale!This is the city of Ankh-Morpork, a bustling metropolis that's more surprising than you'd believe possible... We are set in the slightly steampunkish 'verse of Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. You do not need to have read all of the books (even the movies are fine!) or indeed know anything about the series, although if you are new to it the Guides are recommended!
You can be anything, from a student wizard to a sneaking thief, a Watchman to a beggar.
This is where your story begins*...
* Well, obviously it begins when you are born, or possibly conceived, but this is where the important bits begin.
'Discworld' and indeed everything about the world in which we play was created by Sir Terry Pratchett, and all credit should go to him. We humbly play in the sandpit while he makes beach sculptures.
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THE OTHER MORRIS
"Students, eh? Love 'em or hate 'em, you can't hit them with a shovel!"
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LUCK IS MY MIDDLE NAME
Of course, my first name is Bad.
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MILLENIUM HAND AND SHRIMP
Buggrit, buggrit, buggr'em!
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NOT SO MUCH WORSHIPPED AS BLAMED
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YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN IT
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RECEPTION
Everyone checks in and out here, whether policemen coming off the beat or citizens reporting a crime. There are several desks behind the front desk, some officers dealing with people and others with paperwork.
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THE CELLS
From drunks cooling off to more serious criminals awaiting trial or the Tanty, all of Ankh-Morpork's criminal elements pass through here at one point or another.
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FORENSICS
Lead by Cheery Littlebottom, with help from Igor, this department deals with things that ordinary Watchmen don't quite understand. Think CSI, except with more alchemy equipment and less super-zoom eyesight.
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WATCHMEN'S QUARTERS
Not all Watchmen live on the premises, but those who do find their lodgings in these small but functionally adequate rooms.
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THE WATCHHOUSE ROOF
The Watch's official private clacks tower, from which highly-trained specialists send and receive information, even if someone else doesn't particularly want it to be received is here. The messanger pigeons reside up on the roof too.
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THE SHADES
The most dodgy part of town, where even the criminals have to be careful.
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THE DOLLY SISTERS
A lower-to-middle class area that was once a small town of its own before it was overwhelmed and absorbed into the growing city. In terms of the game of foot-the-ball, people who live in the Sisters are sworn enemies of anyone wearing Dimwell colours to a game.
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DIMWELL
A lower-middle-class suburb on the Morporkia side of the river. Hide Park, a momentary burst of green in the otherwise stony city, can be found here. Known as 'Dimmers', foot-the-ball supporters from Dimwell are sworn enemies of any supporters from the Dolly Sisters.
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ELSEWHERE
From the Patrician's Palace to Biers, all the other places in the twin cities of Ankh and Morporkia can be found here.
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