A good ol'-fashioned Forum War

Simple enough to understand. Anything goes crazy fun Yami-smackin' action!


*tosses an eaten banana skin at Yami, attaching to his face before Swiftman runs up and kidney punches Yami, then Swiftman does a backflip backwards and waits for a retort*

*gets up and rips the banana peel off his face*

OW! Cut it out, fartknocker!

*fires a rapid series of energy shots from the Yami Buster, immediately following up with a Charge Shot to Swiftman's torso*

*does a series of complicated cartwheel to dodge the energy shots, then totally matrix's the charged shot before coming back to a standing position*

NYAH HA HA! *pulls out his Predator Plasma heavy pistol and fires off three shots at Yami, each having nearly as much strength to each shot as Yami's charged shot, and all of them headed straight for their target....*

*ninjas out of the tree*

Time to make my appearance! *throws 10 Shurikens in Yami's direction then quickly hops into another nearby tree*

*uses DarkAura to block the Predator shots, and dodges most of Oscuridad's shurikens*

>_<### WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE GANGING UP ON ME?!?!

*pulls the last shuriken out of the back of his helmet and charges it with dark energy*

Take THIS! DARK EDGE!!!

*flings the charged shuriken, which splits into ten smaller stars that home in and hit Swiftman and Oscuridad*

*Teleports outta nowhere, and casts Magic Missle unerringly at Jehuty, then teleports out, watching for another opportunity to attack*

*totally Richter backflips away from the shurikens as they whiz under me*

*lands with a badass pose*

Nice try, Yami, but.....

*aims Predator at Yami, but at the last second fires one shot at Jehuty, but quickly whips back to Yami and fires another 2 shots, catching him off guard*

*is able to dodge one of the Predator blasts, but gets the other one full in the face*

GAH! OK, that's it, time for fighting dirty! Activate VWS!

*the gem on Yami's helmet glows, and fires a wide beam at Swiftman, scanning him and his weapon*

You got: PREDATOR PLASMA

Now I can use your weapon, too! PREDATOR PLASMA...CHARGE SHOT!

*fires an impossibly large Predator Plasma blast at Swiftman, who catches it full in the chest*

The energy blast is hopelessly absorbed by the Tritanium armor that Swiftman was wearing.

He chuckled and cracked an evil grin. "Don't think I prepared for Minion stealing my Predator pistol and using it on me? I can absorb that type of energy just fine."

Swiftman brought the Predator to eye level, straight for Yami's face.

"Too bad you didn't see that coming."

He fired just one single shot.

*Elects to not read this topic at this time and fires 12 quantinium plated bullets at... Uhh, why not Swift?*

"Feck...."

Swiftman uses a burst f his Descently Arts to slow time down for a few seconds, giving Swiftman more time to react to dodging. Thus, Swiftman succeeded to avoid all the bullets that were poorly RP'd in.

*Byte Man re-teleports in , charges up a Server Crash, and fires a shot into Swiftman's Predator Plasma pistol, disabling the electronics within, rendering the weapon useless for 20 min.(10 posts) Then, for good measure, smacks Swift on the head with the Byte Shield, blades still retracted*

Someone's suffering head trauma tonight! Start liking it!

*Teleports away before Swiftman can retaliate.*

Oh, son of a-

*the shot hits Yami full in the face*

OW! DAMMIT, SWIFT! What the crap does it take to hit you?!

...! I know! You may be able to absorb your own attacks, but everything has it's limits...including your armor!

*fires three more half-charged Predator shots, which causes a near-overload in Swiftman's armor*

And just for good measure...

*charges another Predator Plasma shot with dark energy*

Let's see you absorb your own weapon if it's on a completely opposite wavelength! DARK PREDATOR SHOT!!!

*fires the fully charged, DarkPower-infused Predator shot, hitting Swift square in the leg*

Swiftman, who has had LOTS of experience in having his head hit, barely felt the shield smack on his head, but Byte was gone before he could do anything.

"Stand and fight, ya overexpanded cum bubble!" Swiftman yelled out at Byte somewhere.

Then Yami attacked.

Swiftman, who knew full well how much he could absorb before his armor couldn't take it [a freakin' lot, actually] so Swiftman didn't bother to dodge hardly any of the shots, but it was too late to dodge the dark shot.

He recoiled from the hit and fell backwards, with a leg bleeding and mutilated. He knelt down and inspected the wound.

"Dammit.... Time for my secondary skill [think FFT]"

Swiftman held his hands apart at chest level and concentrated for a second.

"Cure2!"

White swirling holy energy flowed up through Swiftman, healing all his wounds.

He stood up with a backflip motion. "YEAH!"

He ran forwards towards Yami, punched him in the face, kidney punched him again, brough his elbow down onto his head, cracked his face on Swiftman's knee, then totally roundhouse kicks him across the face. Unfortuneatly, since he wasn't Chuck Norris, it didn't mutilate him, only injured him massively.

Just then, Byte Man teleported back in right beside Yami, and using the divine powers of the Godess Sharess, layed his hands on Yami's injuries, praying for healing power.

It worked.

Yami's injuries dissapeared as if they had only been illusionary, leaving no trace of the damage. This action had the secondary effect of Weapons Copy, allowing Byte Man to Copy the Dark Predator Plasma. This uped the power by 1.5x it's normal effectiveness.

"Thanks!" a suprised Byte Man said to Yami.

"No biggie." was all Yami could say before rage took over and he launched a counter-offensive.

Swiftman unleashed his trademark Matrix-style defensive measures against Yami's onslaught, wishing he had his Skiver here. Eventually, Yami began to get frustrated, and also to tire. His attacks slowed, and Swift was just about to launch a counterattack of his own, when he heard a voice from behind him.

"Uh Uh UH!"

As he turned around to face this newest threat, he only caught a glimpse of Byte Man before the fireball struck. Unbeknownst to the other combatants, Byte Man had been casting the spell the whole time, and thanks to the experience of Elminster's archmage status, the fireball looked to be the size of a newborn star.

As the fireball struck, Swift hurt. He knew it should hurt a lot worse, but he didn't know why.

Then, the fireball exploded.

The cataclysm sent every participant flying. Upon landing, Swiftman realized that the explosion should have killed him, but it did not. However, his armor now rest about his form in tatters, completely useless. He looked around to find Byte Man to retaliate before recalling his spare armor, which he could do by thought.

But once again, Byte Man had eluded him by teleporting.

*Yami gets up*

Bah, you think you had the upper hand, eh Swifto? I may be tired, but I'm far from done! For I have...THIS!

*he holds up a grapefruit-sized sphere, with a metallic bottom half and a transparisteel upper half, and a swirling, purple-black mist can be seen inside*

This is the DarkPower sphere, the source of all my shadow powers. Normally, I only use a small amount of its' power in battle...but in YOUR case, I'll make an exception! Prepare to face my full wrath as I unleash the darkness within!

*he opens the sphere, and the dark mist surrounds Yami*

FWAHAHAHAHAHA! I can feel the darkness restoring me, even more than Byte Man's magic! prepare yourself, Swiftman...for I am now...

*the mist clears to reveal...*



OMEGA YAMI CJMERL!

In this Super form, my powers are more than a match for you, fewl.

*he warps behind Swiftman*

HELLS' ROLLING!

*he summons up several wheels of dark energy, which lance Swiftman in the back*

"hunh.... hunh...."

Swiftman was battered, beaten, bruised, and confused. He could have ended up a lot worse off, but instead he was still alive.

"I need a distraction......"

Swiftman rung up Minion on his Ralcomm, a radio connection built right inside of his head, and totally mentally controlled, and designed to withstand a full-blown Server Crash.

"Minion! I need some backup! Fast!"

"Ask and you shall recieve.... HYUK!" and the Ralcomm ended.

Swiftman stood there, catching his breath still, looking at the onsluagt before him. Byteman had disappeared, and Yami was more-than-pissed, and totally more-powerful-than-thou looking.

Yami had his sences so focused on Swiftman that he didn't hear the sound of a motor coming.

Suddenly a massive steamroller came and ran right over Omega Yami. On top of it, was Minion, yelling out "WRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

After that was done, Minion set the Steamroller in cruise control and it rolled away while Minion jumped off it.

And landed with a loud metalic clang.

He was wearing his 6-armed, hyper-technological General Grievous-esque Exo Suit.

Without saying a word, Minion ran over to Yami while he was still struggling to recuperate from being shmushed. Min picked up Yami by the throat with one hand, and used the other five to beat the living hell out of him. A punch to the stomach, one in the spleen, another to the face, and everywhere else he could reach, and all with the speed of a punch every .2 seconds.

After Min decided Yami had enough, Minion threw Yami to the ground after one especcially powerful double punch to the head.

Minion readied his arms. He held them all level beside him, opened the palms up wide, and moved 2 of them at Yami.

The two hands that were up fired off a blast of red energy so powerful that it rivaled that of the all-mighty Power Cosmic. It was based off of the very power that makes stars run, thus burning Yami with the heat of the very core of the star that gave them the light that they were fighting in now. The sheer level of it's power made Yami's body hover off the ground a few inches up. The coursing of the energy held constant, never ceasing.

After a few seconds of that, Minion switched off the Fire elemental energy charge and held those two hands down to his side. He then lifted two other hands and fired off a charge of a piercing blue colored stream. The molecules in Yami's body ceased to move while being fired upon. After Minion let up with that they began their motion again, but barely. Yami had been coated in a very thin layer of the most perfect ice ever. Stronger than the ice on the frigid surface of Pluto even, it prevented any movement for Yami.

"That looks almost unfair there, Minion. He can't move!"

"Well, you asked to be saved, I delivered."

"That you did. But now.... I SHALL FREE YAMI FROM HIS UNMOVING PRISON!"

Swiftman brought a foot down on Yami's dormant body.

A two-ton mech foot.

"Say hello to the Skiver v. 2. No difference in size, but decked out with more on-board weapons than Elminster has spells."

Swiftman lifted his foot and stepped back a little. He stood beside Minion, who just stood there, waiting.

"Min, when byte comes back, take care of him, okay? I'll watch Yami."

"Got it."

Yami's body lay there, not destroyed, but nearly on the brink of utter destruction. Whether he had concious thought was being debated in Swiftman's mind.

Dammit, I hope I didn't kill him.... Swiftman thought.

*lying near flattened by Swift and Minion's attacks*

Unnnh...*cough*...hehehe...impressive...but you haven't won yet...

*his body begins to glow a deep purple*

Have you forgotten...? I am fueled by the DarkPower...and I can bend it to my every will!

*a blinding flash emenates from Yami's helmet gem, and he teleports away as thick black clouds begin to permeate throughout the arena*

The darkness is all around you...and where it is...so am I!

*he appears before Swiftman, fully healed, and surrounded by a clear purple sphere*

Say hello to the DarkAura, one of the most powerful shields in existence. While it is possible to break it (though you'd be hard-pressed to find a powerful-enough attack), it has the ability to regenerate itself over time, making it the ultimate defensive weapon!

And as for your little mech, I have something that's guaranteed to take it down.

*begins charging up energy in both hands*

You really should have known better to pick a fight with me. I may not be the smartest person around, but my battling skills are second to none!

*is holding two massive dark energy spheres, each about the size of a mansion*

And now, it's time to pay for your impudence! FORUMBREAKER!!!

*he collects the energy together, and fires a giant beam of dark power, obliterating the mech and heavily damaging Swiftman*

Byte Man, who had been listening in and watching with the combo of Clairvoiance/Clairaudience spells, Heard and saw everything. Therefor, Minion was totally suprised when he heard the voice of an old man behind him.

"Waiting for someone?"

Whirling, he saw a flash of blue, then the pain began.

Unbeknownst to Minion, Byte Man had teleported right behing him, and equipped the Nuclear Cowbell. Not bothering to charge it, Byte Man fired, then immediately teleported in one fluid step. The flash of blue minion saw was the teleportation stream.

In the aftermath, Minion knew pain as he had never knew it before. The agony was horrendous. He would live, he knew, but it would be a while before he saw action again. With extreme effort, Minion transported himself to the medical facilities aboard the space station McQuarrie.

*Does an evading flippy move* Fudge Cakes! *Stealth slides into a bush* Alright........ *jumps out and flings out 20 Shurikens (ten on each hand) and flings them in random directions*

*several of the shurikens hit the DarkAura, but vaporize upon contact*

*looks back to where Jehuty is*

Hmph. To think I actually considered you to be a threat...

*he turns away from the wreckage that was the Skiver, and the injured Swiftman*

I'll be back for you later, Swift. But first...

*transforms both arms into Omega Busters*

FRY.

*fires a million small concussive shots at Jehuty in the scope of about a minute*

Heh, yeah. BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!!! (Clone/Split Body Skill)

*a bunch of Jehuty clones appear out of thin air and many take hits from the small blasts in order to shield the real Jehuty*

Alright, CHARGE!!!

*All remaining clones start a mad dash towards CJ while chanting to set up for another jutsu*

KOKUANGYO NO JUTSU!!! (Bringer of Darkness)

*The entire battlefield becomes enshrouded in a dark fog like state. Sight is near impossible*

No matter how hard you try, CJ, you won't find me.

DON'T make my characters run when they're not YOUR characters. RUNNING REVOKED!


*change*

Dammit, I can't post enough images to make my post effective. Adminzorz, can you up the amount of images allowed to post to, like, 50 or more? I have a kickass RP scene next, but it has lots of little face images. I can't post them all, and it's not worth the post without them. I mean, it's the captains of the McQuarrie military squadron! I like those pictures.... Please? Up the ante for pictures?

(I'll try, but I'm not sure where that would be in the Admin CP...)

*standing far away from the fighting, completely uninvolved*

Uhhhhhhh...Jehuty, you realize you're facing YAMI, right?

*floating in the middle of the mist*

HA! YOU FOOL! Haven't you realized that I *AM* darkness?!

*he vanishes from view*

*as Jehuty looks around, he suddenly feels cold and constricted*

I can bend the shadows to my will. You will NEVER escape me, especially not when you've given me a hefty advantage!

*the darkness congeals around Jehuty, trapping him in an orb of pure shadow*

Where the shadows are...so am I. Remember that as you suffer in your own black prision...

*Falls out of a hole in the sky and lands with a loud impact*

Ow..

*climbs out of the smashed earth and rubs his head*

Where the hell am I? Better question, when the hell am I?

*stares out at the destruction*

Woah..is someone having a bad day or what?

*thinks for a moment and summons up a tree behind him, then leans back against it* Pakupaku, eh.