Title: Bakery Ninja School
Description: of love and justice!!
Bunni89 - April 17, 2011 04:06 PM (GMT)
Bakery Ninja School
Flavor (again, lol) Text:
The secret art of ninjutsu....the sacred art of pastry making....a sense of justice....with some hula dancing and fancy speeches thrown in for good measure all mixed into a bowl and set in an oven for an hour produces.....
the bakery ninja school!
with archetecture that looks like a combination of a pastry shop, a dojo and an island retreat it makes for a unique find you wont find a better school this side of byako to enroll in the arts of bakery ninja-ing
"we fight for love! justice! and the perfectly baked good!"
Common Characters: eccentric teachers and students alike, united by a love of the baked good as a martial art form! Needless to say, beings of living pastry don't last long in here so watch out.
Greenfrostfire's Flan - Teacher
[maybe some other staff?]
Bunni89 - July 21, 2011 05:56 AM (GMT)
A strange (well not for byako standards) sight befell the bakery ninja students! They sighed and barely paid attention as a snailman riding a giant moth flew overhead.
Pierre the moth looked frustrated. "Where are we actually going anyway?! Dude, my wife is going to be wondering where I am."
Claude replied in all honesty: "I have no clue, I was following you."
Pierre kicked him off and headed back home.
And thus, Snailman Claude fell (with a BOIINGG...splat!) in front of the gates to the bakery ninja school! "Ow my ass.. and my shell.. and my face.."
"Hmm.. where am I?"
..meanwhile a shadowy figure in a shadowy uniform watched shadowly from the shadows above. Bakery Ninja Cornbread made serious eyes and glared with his afro'd head at the afro'd head of the newcomer, who was totally not his estranged cousin.
You might imagine that he was thinking "Aaargh oh no what am i gonna do! He'll blow my cover!! I gotta get him outta here!!" as he hid a metric ton of stolen silverware inside his suit, but of course no such thing was happening. :ph43r:
GFF Jasae Bushae - July 23, 2011 06:38 PM (GMT)
Suddenly a bakers dozen of powdered donut holes were thrown at the gate entrance in a perfect roy between the two arches, causing a massive explosion of powderedness that obscured the entire school!
Shortly after this was followed with a blinding light as the sun pushed through that donuty powder to reflect over a super duper glazed donut, outlining the form of a woman with blond hair wearing a bakery ninja outfit of love and justice!
She dropped a loaf of yeast at her feet which rapidly rose to form a platform and looked down at Claude.
"Greetings! Welcome to the Bakery Ninja school of Love and Justice!"
Shortly after saying this though, she peered down at him, thinking he looked an awful lot like one of the bakery ninjas at the bakery ninja school of love and justice.
(ive been wanting to rp with flan for a bit i confess XD )
Bunni89 - July 25, 2011 08:21 PM (GMT)
(Flan is so awesome XD I really wanted to RP with her which is why I came here ^^; )
Claude was left speechless at the amazing cinematic display of breaditude power, and gazed up in awe at the school and the strange woman in a white ninja outfit who was addressing him.
Wow, she's hot. I wonder if she'd bake me some cupcakes? he thought, subconciously falling back on the basic male needs of babes and fattening food before mentally slapping himself so he would focus. XD
"Ehem, ma'am.." he began, blushing and addressing the woman as formally as he could muster. "I apologise for falling from the sky into your school, I hope I didn't disrupt the learning process. For I so love children, you see. Ah, this mighty academy is based around bakery you say? Why what a coincidence, for I am a profound appreciater of the art of cakes.. you could say -er- my job is a cake tester. I would be honored to offer my services."
..he said, in a rapid fire fashion, attempting to sound posh, handsome and sophisticated despite being an overweight, sweaty, dirty, slimy snail lying on his belly in the crater he had just made from his plummet.
Bakery ninja cornbread let out a strangled eep. (or at least a strangled eep was made somewhere near him. It may have been a mouse or many other things instead of him realizing his teacher may be about to notice his resembelance to Claude..)
GFF Jasae Bushae - July 26, 2011 11:47 PM (GMT)
Flan laughs heartily and pulling a long churro from nowhere, she flings it at Claude, the churro extending and extending before snapping it back, somehow wrapping it six times around Claude and sending him flying in the air to her.
"You could make good practice for my Bakeery ninja students of love and
justice to test themselves on!"
Then in an unreasonable display of ninjaness, Flan leaped backwards in the air and did a corkscrew before landing on the cieling and began running along it upside down. Using a series of differently sized donuts held together with icing as a megaphone, Flan called her students to the training room so they may test their cake mettle against this challenger of cake appreciation-ness. (this includes you cornbread~ 8D )
Bunni89 - July 27, 2011 10:04 AM (GMT)
Claude was silent with gigantic glee. (and also slight nausea from being dragged along upside down in a giant churro)
"Thank you ma'am, I will try my best!" he squeed, doing a little happy dance.
Ninja Cornbread heard the call to attention and jumped down off his own rooftop perch to land before the cake tester. Not being much of a talker today (or perhaps trying to conceal his voice), he wrote on a cardboard sign.
"Sorry, noop. Nu gud. I only make muffns."
GFF Jasae Bushae - July 27, 2011 05:41 PM (GMT)
Flan looked between the two of them curiously, unable to help but notice a slight resemblance (giant afros XD ) She then picks up cornbread and holds him next to Claude who she also suspended in the air and looked between them.
"Do you two know eachother?"
She asked, wondering if Cornbread had mastered some doppleganger technique.
Bunni89 - July 27, 2011 05:57 PM (GMT)
Cornbread looked at the total stranger that was Claude. "Nope, never seen him in my life. Besides didn't you say he just fell in from the sky? He might not even be from Byako." he said flawlessly, not betraying one sweatdrop of nervousness. "How exactly does he look like me?" he added innocently.
Meanwhile Claude was going :o
..but he was too overwhelmed by blatantly bumping into his cousin to manage to choke out any words. He held up a finger and started stammering incoherantly, before Cornbread performed the patented Cake Gag Technique and shoved a giant slice of magically-enhanced victoria sponge in his mouth.
"Omnomnom" said Claude. "T_T Omnomnomnomnom.. nom nom! NOM! MmmnOM!" he yelled, totally disabled by the cake from making his dramatic revealing announcement!
GFF Jasae Bushae - July 27, 2011 06:21 PM (GMT)
"You both have the same accent when pastries are stuffed in your mouth." Flan said with total seriousness before pulling a blueberry muffin from her sleeve and despositing it in cornbreads mouth (somehow without letting go of either of them)
Soon the other students had assembled so Flan decided to get the lesson over with. Summersulting up to another yeast platform and depositing cornbread in the front of the students with a flick of her wrist, Flan made a proclimation!
"This young man volunteered to taste test cakes! So to see how well your cake baking skills have developed I have decided to take him up on the offer in the name of love and justice so you, my brilliant students may master the cake baking arts!"
Bunni89 - July 27, 2011 11:03 PM (GMT)
Cornbread nommelled his muffin joyfully, and was oblivious to the rest of the conversation, only looking up after he'd finished it to find he had somehow ended up amoungst the other students. He shrugged, and looked up to see what Flan was about to announce.
He could see Claude still munching on the huge chunk of cake up above, as Flan introduced everyone to him and issued her challenge. Hmm.. he thought, As long as we can keep him eating he won't be able to blow my cover..
...of course the second sentence was in secret ninja code that really meant 'I have no cover at all for I am an ordinary honest student here~!'
GFF Jasae Bushae - July 29, 2011 05:44 PM (GMT)
And thus began the epical test of bakery skills as the various bakery ninjas of love and justice baked cake with much love and justice!
Flan surveyed this, eager to see what her students pulled off.