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At the far end of the main lobby there is a large black board with prices, directions, and notices written on it, but as you look at it the script begins to spin and new words are formed.
Welcome fellow beings of power. I am glad you have entered my home, but before continuing you had best read the following so you don't draw my wrath upon you.
1.This is a land for all, that being said if I find out battles have taken place on my soil your soul will burn. 2.If for any reason you are asked to leave do not question it, I am not a man to be trifled with. 3.I like rum, large bottles of it are very much appreciated. 4.If you have a problem with anything there will be no refund, It's my money now. 5.If I find you being depressing and in any way a pain to my other guest I will either liven you up, or toss some dirt on a wooden box you'll be in. 6.See rule 3. 7.Show respect to the mortals in my casino, harm to them is equal to harm to my home. 8.Speaking of harm to my home, if you damage my building I'll use you're hide to repair the damages. 9.Drinking and sin are welcome here. 10.Preaching is unwelcome here so leave if you are a televangelist. 11.Large amounts of money are welcome to be sent to the penthouse, as well as attractive people and liquor. 12.No, I will not bare you children 13.That is all. 14.However, I'm not fond of ending on the number 13 so for rule 14- Keep in mind I am quite serious about all my rules. Obey them or suffer the punishments.
The script spirals again as you finish reading, all the announcements reappear and as far as you can tell no one else seemed to notice the text changing at all, perhaps it was all just in your mind?
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Heaven is vastly overrated, besides in hell you don't need a heater.
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