and that's how i saved my toenail

So here's how today went:

7:24 - wake up
7:36 - WAKE UP
7:48 - wake up and get out of bed
between then and 9am - shower, eat breakfast, watch hannah montanna, pick up dog poo. not necessarily in that order.
9:15 - stand at bus stop being annoyed at the bus's rather usual act of being late.
9:19-10:01 - finish writing aqua circuit on bus.
10:04 - order bacon and egg mcmuffin meal.
10:07 - receive bacon and egg mcmuffin meal, sit down and eat it.
10:17 - finished bacon and egg mcmuffin meal, go to train platform.

and here is where the day started to be less enjoyable.

there was an announcement over the PA that my train was not coming and there would be a bus to take me there instead. i had to go outside and run around for 10 minutes to find the bus, because it turns out i forgot the associated landmark for the bus stop [ie the police station]. thankfully, i found the bus right before it left.

this bus got me to my class 17 minutes late [3 minutes earlier than i predicted], but thankfully class had not started yet at that point. so dispite the nuissances, my day was still going fairly well. it was about 45 minutes later, when i went in the 5m deep diving pool used in the 1982 commonwealth games, that my day went on a rapid trip downhill.

we had to wear floatation devices around our torsos. maybe they're less of an issue for overweight people, i don't know. all i know is that the three of us males in the group, who are also of the low-fat variety, had problems with it. in that we couldn't breathe properly wearing the devices, and having such low body-fat percentages, we couldn't float properly in them anyway. not even with extra floatation devices in the water.

so after 2 minutes of that, i was properly fatigued. only about 40 minutes to go. i was in pain trying to breathe, and felt water collecting in my wind pipe. that's always a good sign. i also had to swallow my vomit at least 10 times in there.

so yes, that was unpleasant. and i'm quite spent now.

i had hot chips for lunch. i don't like the fact that i bought two meals today, but i had to. mum thought she was doing a good thing by leaving us with very little nutritional [or otherwise good] food for the weekend. i don't think she understands what i do on my weekends. to sum up the food situation, there was nothing i could have really brought with me. as a result, i got disowned by the group for my purchase choices.

after lunch we had a theory lesson, then got to go home. leanne and i got to the bus stop to go back to the CBD. i'm considering telling a big lie about how it was a horrible place that bus stop, and a disgusting old bogan KO'd me with second-hand smoke before raping her. but obviously that didn't happen. that bogan was there, but really, the annoyance was that QR had fudged the system and hadn't sent any buses inbound to the city. so we sat around waiting. a guy eventually called up translink about it, and they sent a guy who didn't know where he was going or how to get there.

to spare you an extra tale of confusion about nothing: i left tafe at 3:30. i got home at 7:00.

awwww cupcake

i want a cupcake. i saw some in a shop, next to some muffins that were naturally twice the size [as muffins are], and the cupcakes were more expensive gosh.

but which is more fattening?

i'd assume the muffin seeing as there is more of it. they're both generally made of the same stuff, it's just that cupcakes get beat up a little more.

iceing dearest iceing the only thing that makes a cupcake worth eating.

that's not true. if you eat 10 of them, they also fill a void. not any emotional void [i don't buy into this whole "comfort food" phenomenon], but certainly the physical void of your stomach. the onset of a great sugar high followed by a great sugar low shortly afterwards [or, if you're like me and have a hyperactive metabolism, the very immediate low directly after eating them] might make you open up some emotional voids in your life, though.

and now you have part of the true story of my psychological breakdown in 2006, although it was actually only 6 cupcakes. they were good though, being so chocolatey and all. so worth the emotional floodgates they tore open. yummy yum yum

now i crave sponge cake GOOD ON you!!!! i have a funny tongue it doesn't taste correctly, because i crave both sweet and salty foods, i forget it's special name. i ate a sponge cake in under 12hours all to myself. and before you people start thinking my god she's fat. i'm not i'm a size 10-12. while friends and family were gaining weight over chirssy i lost 3kg. how stupid is that. i fit kids size 16 clothes *blush* but i find a perk in that all these girls go to supre and spend $40 on a skirt not me i go to Big W and spend $17

it's normal to get cravings for sugary food, salty food and fatty food. at least, i think it is. pretty sure... point is, saying that you ate a whole cake by yourself in 12 hours did not make me think you are fat. if you said something more like "every day i eat a cake," then i'd probably expect it. but i'd jump to the assumption that you're near-diabetic, first.

i don't like trying to buy clothes, because finding clothes that are small enough for me to wear is hard enough, then finding clothes in my size that look good [and more specifically, that i'd wear] is near impossible. besides that, i'm a man, and therefore shopping and i do not see eye to eye, anyway.

thats why they invented the internet. todays fashion just sucks anyway i hate it

Random insight re: ...that stuff you expressed using your fingers and, possibly, a board of keys:

You should have beat up the hobo.

...I know he didn't do anything...but he very well could have...

you're right! that potential bastard!

as for internet shopping, i don't have a credit card or trust e-tailers to actually deliver the product.

ebay is a far as i go for internet shopping myself. that and car parts websites

Fair enough...though I'm sensing some trust issues...