Okay, here we have Meri.
The break down:
34, divorced, moved back from Australia roughly eight months ago, now lives in London. She's bright, she's cheery, she's not the full sandwich at times - and she's completely open for being taken advantage of, or whatever anyone else's delightfully sick mind can come up with. She just doesn't learn.
Aaaaaaaand she's looking for threaddage. Because postee is good! And, because I haven't played her for so long, and I'm itching to. I currently have no ideas for a thread, so rather than doing the mundane 'Meri was walking down the street and...' I figured I'd see if anyone else had any other fantastic ideas first. The more twisted, the better.
So yes. Suggestions and ideas?