king of the stereo.“…pleasure is the matter of utmost precision…” FEMME ONE – ANY AFFILIATION
FEMME TWO – ANY AFFILIATION; MARRIED TO HOMME ONE; PREGNANT
HOMME ONE – ANY AFFILIATION; MARRIED TO FEMME TWO
massive, drastic, classic, I'm interactive you put me in your computer and I’m a crash it
my claim to fame is my brain insane and if the blame is framed then I’m a smash it
“So what’s your name baby?”
“HOMME ONE, and you?”
“FEMME ONE……can I buy you a drink?”
Every relationship starts out with simple enough interaction. An exchanging of names, sometimes numbers, and occasionally a pill or two. FEMME ONE was the typical party girl. Heavy drinker, heavy user. Her friends all participated in the same functions, and while HOMME ONE was initially attracted to the girl, her way of life didn’t immediately call out to him. Still, she asked him to try her way of life before he criticized it, and before he knew it, he was hooked just like the rest of them.
Only a few months later did he realize he was missing sobriety. Old hobbies had started to be replaced, and he didn’t like spending all his money just so he could have a headache the next morning at work. So, against all odds, he cleaned himself up much to the dismay of his ‘friends’. Of course FEMME ONE is far too used to having him under the influence, and she doesn’t like the new him that she’s beginning to see. Her best friend on the other hand is finding herself more and more drawn to him, merely by the fact that he’s getting clean without help or an intervention.
“What do you mean you’re quitting?”
“I’m done FEMME ONE, I’m done with all this bullshit.”
“So what? I’m just bullshit now?”
“I guess so.”
“You never loved me, did you?”
“…”
“Answer me!”
She was screaming after him as he left her flat for the last time. He didn’t feel like putting up with her ceaseless drama. Not today.
After he left FEMME ONE hit the bottle harder than before, but fair-weather friends don’t tend to stick around to those who push the limits too far. Her best friend took the high road and cleaned up herself, reintroducing herself to HOMME ONE, and lo and behold, they were dating within the month. Marriage followed suit not too long after, and now FEMME TWO is expecting along with half of the wizarding population in London.
It’s been a few years now, a few extended hospital stays for FEMME ONE have seen to the drugs finally flushing out of her system despite years of abuse. Back in London, and ready to go, it was really no surprise she ran into her former best friend and her ex boyfriend. Drinks for HOMME ONE and FEMME ONE, water for FEMME TWO, and good old catch up time. FEMME ONE most definitely wants him back, FEMME TWO’s body isn’t in the position to fight her for dominance. HOMME ONE may no longer desire the drugs, but there’s more than one way to lose self control.
it only took one song for you to realize click, click, boom, the king is here tonight
the whole world is waiting for the king of the stereo